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BigCountryCraft: Where size doesn’t matter, just how you craft it!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5596	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Tired of feeling like a tiny ant in a big country? Come join our Minecraft server where America is shrunk down to the size of a pea and only known for its epic music festivals! Build your own mini-America and rule over a land of tiny rockstars and giant speakers. Who needs big when you can have small and rockin’? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Seething Shark Server: Where Precision and Chaos Collide

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	3294

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese…yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Are More Popular Than People in India

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more players than the entire population of India! Our server is so popular, even the ghosts of ancient civilizations come to play.

Join us for a wild ride through rich cultures and histories, where you can build your own Taj Mahal or explore the Great Wall of China. Who needs miHoYo when you can have epic adventures in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just be careful not to anger the ancient spirits lurking in the shadows… they’re not too fond of griefers!

TaxCraft: Where the only thing more painful than mining diamonds is paying taxes!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25

Are you tired of boring tax season? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can avoid all those pesky tax deadlines by building your own virtual world instead.

Our server is so fun, even the IRS building couldn’t handle it and had to close unexpectedly! That’s right, we’re so wild that even the tax man couldn’t handle the excitement.

Join now for a tax-free zone where the only thing you’ll be paying is in diamonds and gold. Who needs taxes when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join today for a truly explosive experience!

Monkey Mindcraft Madness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Void Gems Collected:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is so lively, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and get lost in the virtual world of blocky fun.

And if you’re feeling down or contemplating the meaning of life, don’t worry – our server is the perfect distraction to keep those existential thoughts at bay. With so much chaos and laughter, you’ll be too busy having a blast to even think about offing yourself.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a new purpose in life – like building the biggest, most ridiculous structure in Minecraft history!

The Anonymous Minecart Co.

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and hilarious antics.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Only the bravest adventurers can find it and claim the treasures within.

3. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by explosive sheep. It’s a battle royale like you’ve never seen before, with players frantically dodging sheep bombs while trying to knock each other into the fiery depths.

4. The Nether on our server is a wild and crazy place, filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and lava waterfalls. It’s like a twisted carnival of chaos that will leave you laughing and screaming in equal measure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous llamas – they may look cute, but they’re always plotting something devious!

UNESCO’s Next Top City: Where Creeper Explosions are Considered Cultural Heritage

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a Jewish burial house that UNESCO is dying to put on the world heritage list! Forget about castles and cathedrals, we’ve got a tiny burial house that’s only 110 years old but packs a punch in historical significance. Rumor has it that the ghosts of Jewish ancestors roam the halls, ready to guide you on epic quests and adventures. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server run by Jews? Join now and experience the magic of our not-so-ancient burial house!

Fubuki’s Funhouse – Come get lost in the virtual world of Shirakami Fubuki! #blessedbyFubuki

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	87	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place to be! Join us and experience the madness of (^・ω・^§)ﾉおはこぉーんPrevious: >>73286222 >YT Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdn5BQ06XqgXoAxIhbqw5Rg>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/fxtUBRvb>Do your reps!https://pastebin.com/pwVJh73t>Shirakami ZOIDhttps://store.hakabanogarou.jp/view/item/000000014839>Shirakami Fubuki “Comfy Fox Inn” ASMR Voice PackBuy: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/comfyfoxinn_asmrvoiceTranslation: https://pastebin.com/uUJw7Fzh>6th Anniversary Flower Stand Projecthttps://www.sakaseru.jp/mina/event/5eea69a9c0abf2b2375ab0101985101e! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Star Shards Collected:	262	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	282	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!