Jimmy Groomer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Creepers LOLz: The Jimmy Groomer Edition

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even become best friends with a talking creeper named Jimmy Groomer (he gives the best haircuts in all of Minecraft)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it, if you can find the secret dungeon hidden deep underground, you’ll uncover a chest filled with enchanted pickles that give you super strength (and a serious craving for dill)!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even become the next mayor of Fluffytown, where the streets are paved with cotton candy and the villagers are all unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Farms Harvested:	134
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3589	Farms Harvested:	441
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Votes:	6284
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	564971
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Farms Harvested:	935	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	7247
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3177
Zombie Dances:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1994
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ores Mined:	7232
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2905	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!