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CraftyChaosMC

Bedlam, Chaos, CraftyChaosMC, Disarray, Disorder, escalating, Frenzied, Haywire, out of control, out of hand, overwhelmed, Pandemonium, rampant, running wild, Spiraling, tumultuous, Turbulent, unchecked, uncontrollable, unmanageable, unruly

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	408510	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2505	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of angry llamas riding pig-back, or if you want to mine diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Our server is so out of control that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking chicken in a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

alleged, border, Citizens, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, evacuation plan, fear, incursion, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, russians, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3346	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have russians evacuating kursk region because of alleged ukraine incursion but dont worry its all just a crazy plot twist in our virtual world! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the ukrainian players to fight off the invaders! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!

KremlinCraft: Putin’s Provocation

authoritarianism, Clashes, Conflict, crackdown, Democracy, demonstrations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, large-scale provocation, media censorship, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, provocation, putin, Putins, russia, security forces, Unrest, violence

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9169	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Void Gems Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5401	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where even putin himself is getting involved!! he called our pvp battles in russia’s kursk region a “large-scale provocation” cuz they’re so intense!! you gotta see it to believe it, folks. we’ve got crazy battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we plan world domination (shh don’t tell anyone). join now before putin shuts us down (just kidding…maybe).

SludgeToSoilCraft

biodegradation, composting, composting process, earthworms, environmental impact, Environmental Science, molded pulp, nutrient cycling, organic farming, organic waste, pathogens, pharmaceuticals, Pollutants, sewage sludge, SludgeToSoilCraft, soil health, soil remediation, sustainable practices, vermicomposting, vermicomposting process, waste management

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Buildings Constructed:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crops Grown:	6338

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn sewage sludge into compost and feed it to our earthworm army! watch as they devour all the pollutants and pathogens, making our world a cleaner place one block at a time. but be warned, some of our earthworms have become addicted to pharmaceuticals during the process, so watch out for the trippy effects when you dig too deep! join us now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

DSPeaceSMP / New Survival 1.21 Hermit Craft like SMP with a twist and a danger to your world!

bedrock, Boss, danger, Deletion, DSPeaceSMP, Ease, Economy, Friendly, gameplay, hermit craft, hermitcraft, Invaders, invasions, Mechanics, monarchs, new survival, Nogrief, Nop2w, Optionalkeepinv, Optionalpvp, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, premium experience, recipes, Reset, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Twist, Vanila, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Votes:	9858

To join on Bedrock add DSPeace in minecrafts friend list once you’ve done that you can just join through it!

To address the biggest issue of Vanila servers. They get boring after two weeks or so lets all be honest it’s hard to constantly play the same world unless you really love it. Here comes the twist different invaders at the end of the month will invade your world and threaten it with deletion! If the server does not manage to defeat the boss at the end of each month the world will get reset. So be prepared for different Monarchs trying to end yours and open their own domains.

But this isn’t the only thing we have! From an optimized balanced Vanila experience to custom Mechanics to improve gameplay and ease for older people playing minecraft such as unlocking all recipes at the start etc.

The economy solely being based on playtime and players, player shops and player warps to help you truly live out a premium vanila friendly experience.

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HeartbreakCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Caught you in the arms of another, Deception, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, heart-wrenching, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, hurt, Infidelity, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Pain, questioning love, questioning worth, Server, trust broken, unfaithfulness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through heartbreak, betrayal, and love triangles.

Experience the thrill of wondering if you deserve love while building your dream world in Minecraft. Will you find a better lover than your ex on this server? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love among the pixelated blocks.

Join us for a server full of twists and turns, where every block placed is a step closer to healing your broken heart. Don’t miss out on the drama, join us now!

TheMizFanatic Minecraft SMP

Average, comedy, controversial, Credit, documentaries, fan opinion, healthy, mic skills, midcarder, Minecraft, opinionated, Overrated, professional wrestling, push, reality star, smp, The Miz, TheMizFanatic, trouble-free, Underrated, vignettes, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	1838
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of hearing about the same old overrated players on other Minecraft SMPs? Join our server and escape the endless praise of mediocre players who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have way too many dick suckery documentaries and vignettes made about our players, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Mom’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, cutting ties, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial inequality, forgiveness, Gratitude, healing from trauma, homelessness, medication struggles, mental health, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, parental neglect, self worth, Server, sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of being left out of a $250,000 windfall by your own mother!

Imagine the excitement of struggling to survive, just like in real life, but in blocky pixel form! Build your own ramen noodle shack, scavenge for resources to treat your virtual kidney disease, and fight off mobs while contemplating a career in “intimacy” work to make ends meet.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and experience the joy of being taunted by an in-game character who constantly dangles the promise of help, only to snatch it away at the last moment. Will you forgive them and go shopping together, only to be mocked for not being able to afford clothes? The drama never ends on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more emotionally draining than your real life, join us now! Cut ties with your virtual mother and start a new life in a world where $100 for groceries is considered a luxury. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to feel the pain and suffering of being left out of a virtual fortune!

FuneralCraft – CancelVacay

CancelVacay, Communication, compassion, dealing with death, Decision making, difficult decisions, Emotional support, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Funeral, funeral etiquette, FuneralCraft, Grief, Loss, mourning, relationships, Support, Understanding, vacation cancellation, vacation plans

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Towns Built:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama just as much as building epic structures! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a girlfriend canceling a vacation to attend her ex-boyfriend’s mom’s funeral.

Imagine the possibilities on our server – you could build a monument to Mary, the ex-mother-in-law who brought so much love and drama into your girlfriend’s life. Or maybe you’ll find yourself caught in a feud with your own family over vacation plans, just like in this crazy tale.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and drama to inspire your Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the insanity for yourself – join us now!

SpeedyBlockz

ANNOYING, Behavior, CAR, common sense, Courtesy, Driving, Etiquette, Frustration, inconsiderate, people, pet peeve, question.., reckless driving, ROAD, road rage, Safety, slow drivers, speed limit, SpeedyBlockz, traffic, why

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	198743
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of dealing with slowpokes on the road who have no regard for your need for speed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that no one will ever pull out in front of you and drive under the speed limit. In fact, all players are required to drive at least 100 miles per hour at all times or face being banned. So come join us and experience the thrill of high-speed Minecraft driving like never before!