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The Space Cadet in Minecraft SMP

album, ANONYMOUS, Cadet, Choreography, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan theory, Fandom, girl group, Idol, Korean, Kpop, loona, loonaverse, Minecraft, Music, MV, no. 71279649, orbits, smp, Space, speculation, Teaser, theories

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	165	Divine Spears Created:	16
Buildings Constructed:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like building a house out of only TNT or surviving a night in a cave filled with nothing but angry chickens.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So come on, join us on loona and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep a bucket of water handy – you never know when a herd of exploding sheep might come your way!

BlockyNorthAmerica Minecraft Server

BlockyNorthAmerica, Canada, competitive shooting, Cum, firearm training, gun culture, gun enthusiasts., gun skills, marksmanship, mexico, Minecraft, North America, North American countries, precision shooting, Server, Shooting, Shooting Range, shooting sports, shooting techniques, target practice, Trickshot Edition, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats as they explode. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, I guarantee it.

2. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. It’s like Space Mountain, but way more dangerous.

3. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to pull off 360 no-scope trickshots while battling it out. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a challenge. Can you defeat the legendary ghostly griefer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Shopaholic Minecraft SMP

casual wear, fashion, Minecraft, Monday Night Raw, Outfit, Picture, retail therapy, Shopaholic, shopping, shopping addict, shopping adventure, shopping day, shopping haul, shopping spree, shopping spree accessories, shopping spree attire, shopping spree essentials, shopping spree fashion, shopping spree look, shopping spree outfit, shopping spree style, shopping trip, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Just a pic of me stocking up on diamonds and enchanted gear before tonight’s epic battle on our Minecraft SMP. Gotta make sure I’m prepared to take down the Ender Dragon while also keeping up with my Monday night RAW wrestling career. Who says you can’t be a pro wrestler and a pro Minecraft player at the same time? Join our server for the ultimate crossover experience and see if you have what it takes to survive in the ring and in the world of blocks and mobs. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Delinquent Edition, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to the most delinquent Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be a part of Henya the Genius’s crew from Vshojo as we wreak havoc and chaos in the virtual world. Our former members include Hikasa Tomoshika, who can build a house in under 5 minutes, Haneuzu Miuneru, the master of pixel art, Daimonji Ryugon, known for creating epic redstone contraptions, Zengaku Sanparo, the TNT expert, Uemine Noruju, the mining pro, and Michimata Batoya, the prankster extraordinaire.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Ebosi, formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, who can summon mobs with a snap of her fingers, and Amano Pikamee Archive, whose builds are so epic they’ve been archived for future generations to marvel at.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of misfits and troublemakers coming together to create the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Popcat’s SMP Adventures

Adventures, altcoins, Blockchain, chillguy, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital investments, finance, internet culture, investing, meme coin, meme economy., meme tokens, online communities, Popcat, Popcats, smp, social media, solana, solana meme coin, viral trends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player named CHILLGUY decided to buy a Solana meme coin. Little did he know, this decision would lead him down a rabbit hole of adventure and chaos. As he delved deeper into the world of cryptocurrency, he stumbled upon our server, where the memes are dank and the diamonds are plentiful.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic bases, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the blockchain. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next? So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

KirkaCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, Chaos, freedom, Immersive, KirkaCraft, Minecraft, No Rules, restrictions, Server, Survival, unique experience

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our anarchic Minecraft server, where chaos and freedom reign! There are no rules or restrictions here, just you and your unique experience in this world. Enjoy complete immersion in anarchy and survival.

play.kirkacraft.ru

My Daughter’s Minecraft Server

Daughters, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by my daughter, who is a Minecraft prodigy! She defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot – true story!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords. Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also equipped with a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for my daughter’s pet zombie parrot – he’s a real prankster!

“I Didn’t Think It Would End This Way” Minecraft SMP

death, Didnt, End.., far green country, gandalf, grey rain-curtain, hobbits, Journey, lying.., Men, Merry, Minecraft, MORTAL, Path, Scum, silver glass, smp, sunrise, white shores

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the mortal realm and enter the far green country under a swift sunrise! Gandalf himself may even make an appearance to guide you on your journey. Who needs white shores when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Don’t be a mortal scum like men and hobbits, join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

Eastern Europe Minecraft Server

communism, culture, Development, Diversity, eastern, eastern europe, Economy, Europe, european union, Future, geography, Globalization, History, Identity, influence, integration, Minecraft, perspective, Politics, purpose, Relevance, Server, Significance, soviet union, TRANSITION

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our Eastern Europe theme! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a pack of vodka-drinking bears wearing ushankas. 2. Our spawn point is actually a giant borscht bowl where you can swim around and feast on delicious soup while chatting with other players. 3. Instead of creepers, we have KGB agents sneaking up on you and interrogating you for information about your secret base location. 4. Our PvP arena is a replica of the Red Square in Moscow, where you can battle it out with other players while dodging flying matryoshka dolls. 5. And last but not least, every full moon, our server transforms into a giant dancing party with techno music blasting and players showing off their best Slav squat moves.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wacky world of Eastern Europe in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Favorite Yu-Gi-Oh Villain? Minecraft SMP

Anime, Antagonist, Bakura, card game, dark magician, dark side, duel monsters, Evil, Favorite, Game, Kaiba, marik, Minecraft, pegasus, series, Shadow Realm, smp, strategy, Villain, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yugi, Yugioh

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you a fan of Yu-Gi-Oh and Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and battle it out with other players to see who can summon the most powerful monsters and claim victory!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Seto Kaiba himself haunts our server, challenging players to duels for rare loot and epic rewards. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his legendary Blue-Eyes White Dragon card?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of duels, adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what crazy antics will happen next on our Yu-Gi-Oh themed Minecraft SMP!