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Food Fight Frenzy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	8056	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Towns Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!

VenezuelaVibes Minecraft Server

Democracy, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign interference, Hugo Chávez, international community, international relations, Latin America, Lula, Minecraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political stability, Politics, Presidential election, Server, socialist government, south america, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaVibes, Voting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8928	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like laughing ur butt off? then u gotta join this epic minecraft server! why, u ask? well lemme tell u a little story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a minecraft server where all the blocks were made of candy. yep, u heard me right, CANDY! imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and lollipops, it’s a dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride unicorns and fly on giant marshmallows. u can even battle evil gummy bears and save the day with ur trusty diamond sword. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TrapCraft: 108 Nations

developing countries, economic analysis, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic policies, economic prospects, economic report, economic stagnation, economic trends, emerging markets, Financial Stability, global economy, income disparity, income inequality, income levels, middle-income trap, Nations, poverty reduction, sustainable growth, Trapcraft, World Bank

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2414	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

omg u guys, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the world bank of minecraft servers, but without all the boring stuff. we got 108 countries riskin’ gettin’ stuck in the ‘middle-income trap’ but not us, we livin’ large in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

come join us and build ur way to the top, we got crazy challenges and epic quests that will make u forget all about those boring real world problems. forget the world bank, come join our world of blocks and have the time of ur life.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, so u know u wanna be a part of this epic adventure. come join us and let’s show those other countries how it’s done in minecraft land.