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VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	951384	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6204	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Buildings Constructed:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, emotional responsibility, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, FiancéCraft, Gaslighting, loyalty, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!

CakeWarsMomDrama

aita, bad mouthing, Bakery, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cake, CakeWarsMomDrama, Choking, CURSE, dessert, Disrespect, Drama, Evil, expensive chocolates, groceries, mom, not giving, scolding, superstition, sushi, TOOTH

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

awkward boner, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBoner, body reactions, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing erection, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny confessions, funny memories, funny stories, humorous anecdotes, male anatomy, Minecraft, personal stories, public embarrassment, Server, sexual health, teenage hormones, unexpected arousal, unexpected erections

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!

WalmartWarrior92

bargain hunting, common sightings, Community, consumer culture, convenience, diverse crowd, everyday encounters, local hangout, Neighborhood, people watching experience, people-watching, public spaces, retail stores, retail therapy, shopping, shopping habits, social interactions, Stereotypes, unexpected encounters, Walmart, WalmartWarrior92

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of running into weirdos at Walmart? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll only run into cool and hilarious players who will make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about bumping into that creepy guy who follows you around the store or that lady who tries to sell you essential oils in the parking lot. Instead, you’ll meet players who will build you a virtual Walmart where everything is free and the only thing you have to worry about is not getting lost in the aisles of pixelated products.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to real-life Walmart encounters and hello to a world where the only weirdos are the ones who build giant statues of themselves out of blocks!