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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6044 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2108 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
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