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ZelenCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Cabinet meeting, Diplomacy, downing street, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, London, media coverage, meeting agenda, Minecraft, official visit, political discussions, Politics, press conference, Server, summit, UK Government, Ukraine, United Kingdom, world leaders, ZelenCraft, Zelenskiy

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to meet the UK government cabinet, like, in minecraft form. zelenskiy is there too, just chillin’ in downing street. but get this, they’re all actually just a bunch of minecraft characters, like, steve and alex but with fancy suits and stuff. u can have meetings with them, discuss important stuff like what color to make the next building or how many chickens to have in the farm. it’s, like, the most random and hilarious thing ever. so, like, join this server now and be a part of this wacky adventure with the UK government cabinet in minecraft form. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

ChaosCraft: The Glitchy Adventure

Adventure, ChaosCraft, crisis management., Crowdstrike, cyber attack, cybersecurity, data breach, Defect, glitchy, global impact, incident response, IT disruption, IT infrastructure, IT outage, network security, software bug, software error, software glitch, software update, system failure, Technology, worldwide chaos

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, our server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? we have this crazy cool update that caused a total IT outage and now the whole world is in chaos! but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server! join us and experience the thrill of not being able to access your computer because of our awesome ‘defect’ in the software update. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your digital life, dude. come on, you know you want to be a part of this madness. join now and be a part of the chaos!

ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition

Brain, brain changes, chronic changes, ChubbyCraft, connections between neurons, Drain, Edition, energy availability, energy regulation, feeding behavior, food intake, high-fat diet, hormonal imbalance, metabolic disorders, Mice, mimic human obesity, neuron communication, obesity, obesity effects, obesity research., reduced sperm count, sperm production, testosterone dysregulation

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

MurkyPeePee – Where chaos meets questionable hygiene. Join now for an adventure like no other! #MurkyPeePeeLife

Abilities, admins, Adventure, Chaos, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, hygiene, Join, leaderboard, meets, Minecraft, Moderators, MurkyPeePee, MurkyPeePeeLife, Pets, play to win, PvP, Questionable, Raids, Rewards, RPG, semi anarchy, Shops, Skills, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2223	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP	103.152.196.66 BEDROCK PORT 19132

Overview:

This server is pretty much old school factions without the claims. It has a good group of people, old school sort of feel. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy. There are combat pets to collect (13), always someone online with a growing playerbase. Proximity voice chat enabled, no lag for oceanic players (AUS/NZ/ASIA).

All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, old school feel, no pay to win.

Plugin Information:

Some information about some of the plugins we have: – MCMMO – Mob Arena – Quests – Eco Pets

Discord Information:

If you are interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message to u/ribkid on Discord at https://discord.gg/KBk4583a

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, only spawn is protected and everything else can be broken. Be respectful to other players and follow the server’s guidelines.
How do I start playing on the server?	All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Simply teleport within the survival world and start playing!
Are there any quests or challenges on the server?	Yes, there are over 200 quests with rewards and questlines available. Perfect to gear up and level up your skills.
Can I bring my own pets to the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train pets with unique abilities that assist you in various tasks.

VestiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D Debut VOD, Angelic Angel, cover song, Cute Noises Compilation, Debut VOD, fanarts, HI:STREET TIME, Hololive ID gen 3, Hololive Indonesia, Minecraft, OP Template, original song, playboy, Previous Stream, Schedule, secret agent, Server, Summerpipi Edition, Terhebat, twitter, Ultimate, Vestia Zeta, VestiaCraft, Zeta’s Lore Video

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most top-secret Minecraft server in the universe, where our very cute Secret Agent of Hololive Indonesia, Vestia Zeta, is not sus at all! Join us for the Summerpipi Edition where the schedule is so lit, it’ll make your blocks spin.

But wait, there’s more! Witness Zeta’s epic lore unfold in a way that will make you question reality. From original songs like “You’re Mine” to insane covers like “Aishite Aishite Aishite,” this server is a musical paradise.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about Zeta’s cute noises compilation that will melt even the coldest creeper’s heart? Plus, fanarts that will make you want to build a shrine in her honor.

So why wait? Join us on this Minecraft server where the only thing sus is how much fun you’ll have. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible.

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

A Collection of Desires, Art of Dreaming, Bonajade Exchange, Character Banners, Farewell Penacony, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, FIREFLY0619SEABLAZE, FireflySGift, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Jade Trailer, Kiseki collab, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Livestream codes, Może, Redeemable Codes, Server, star rail, starrail, STARRAILGIFT, Stoneheart’s Oath Ring, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, WAKE4HCV745T

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	8267
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magic Items Found:	1099	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever play on!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant creepers or building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, the moon)!

We’ve got special programs like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns. And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, Asta – they’re all here waiting for you to recruit them to your team!

Plus, we have redeemable codes that will give you superpowers in the game – like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. And if that’s not enough, we have tools and resources to help you dominate the server like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player who doesn’t like fun – in that case, this server is not for you).

MakeupMayhemCraft

Apology, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, cohesive look, compromise, cost, Difficult, difficult situation, foreign place, foundation, hair, makeup, makeup artist, MakeupMayhemCraft, Mua, professional reputation, rehearsal dinner, skin prep, stand my ground, Texture, Wedding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7061	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring weddings where the makeup artist thinks they’re the boss of your face? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the boss of your own makeup look! No more makeup wipes and facial mists, you can use your own moisturizer and foundation without anyone judging you.

Experience the thrill of standing your ground against makeup artists who think they know best. Build your own makeup empire and show everyone that you are the true makeup master. Plus, you might even get to do the bride’s makeup when the original artist storms off in a huff!

Join our server now and let your inner makeup artist shine, without any pesky professionals getting in your way. Who needs cohesive makeup looks when you can have total creative freedom? Let the makeup wars begin!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice blunders, advice missteps, advice mistakes, advice regrets, awful advice decisions, bad advice, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, followed advice, following bad advice, following poor advice, following wrong advice, misguided decisions, misguided tips, poor guidance, regretful choices, terrible counsel, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst guidance, worst recommendations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5373	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “don’t punch a creeper”? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Join us if you want to follow the worst advice ever given, like building your house out of TNT or trying to ride a baby zombie pigman. Our server is the perfect place for those who love living life on the edge (of a cliff, probably).

Forget about boring survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to survive crazy challenges like fighting off an army of killer bunnies or navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of following terrible advice in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, we are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or traumatized villagers. It’s all part of the fun, right?

Zelenskyy’s Warzone Minecraft Server

British PM, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, leadership, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, warzone, Western weapons, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we have, like, the craziest battles ever. we got, like, laser swords and flying pigs and stuff.

once, this dude named Steve built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. and then, like, a bunch of creepers came and blew it up, but it was still, like, totally awesome.

also, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine, like, a million blocks in one second. it’s, like, totally OP, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the most epic adventures and make the coolest friends, you gotta join this server. trust me, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

OutageCraft: Fixed by Microsoft

Communication, customer service, DiSRuPtiON, Downtime, Fixed, Issue, IT, maintenance, microsoft, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Problem, resolution, Server, software, System, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, update

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Emeralds Found:	4381
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

so, like, there was this server, right? and it was like, totally down for a bit. but now it’s back up and running, thanks to some super smart tech wizards at Microsoft. come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a house made entirely of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, or even fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. the possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on this server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this party started!