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Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mines Excavated:	3987	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Divine Spears Created:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Marine’s New Song Verdict: Just Okay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is literally lava, and a thriving economy where you can buy and sell anything from enchanted golden carrots to dragon eggs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance all night long.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Femcel’s Blackjack Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of being a femcel and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Instead of wallowing in self-pity, join us and become a blackjack dealer in our virtual casino world.

Imagine the thrill of dealing cards and raking in the virtual cash, all while surrounded by fellow femcels who are also looking to escape their lonely lives. Plus, rumor has it that the more successful you are as a dealer, the higher your chances of finding a Minecraft boyfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start dealing those cards like a boss! Who knew that the key to finding love was through a virtual blackjack table?

Jobless Lefty in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	7682
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between a group of leftists who have all lost their jobs for ridiculous reasons. But don’t worry, things quickly escalate into a full-blown dance-off to determine who gets to be the new leader of the server.

As you explore the world, you’ll stumble upon secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant chickens terrorizing villages, and even a group of llamas plotting to take over the world. And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn!

Fang Gang Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ores Mined:	3193
Dragon Eggs Found:	6837	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the Fang Gang, where we rise up against all who dare challenge us! Our tiny white triangles are not just for show – they enhance your character in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that wearing one will give you superhuman strength, the ability to fly, and even make you immune to creepers exploding in your face. So come join us and see for yourself the power of the Fang Gang! Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected dance parties along the way.

Buzz Syrian Air Minecraft SMP Flight Crash

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mystery of Bashar al-Assad’s missing plane! Rumor has it that the aircraft crash-landed in our virtual world and now players must band together to find the wreckage and uncover the secrets hidden within. Will you be the one to discover the truth behind the disappearance or will you get lost in the pixelated wilderness? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic quest and maybe even stumble upon some diamond loot along the way!