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Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	600
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Runes Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	1892	Meteorites Collected:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	276
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	49
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5132	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8950
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!