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Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	133	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

Accountability, activism, Apology, Australia, Colonialism, Demand, global awareness, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, imperialism, INEQUALITY, injustice, mexico, Minecraft, neoliberal, neoliberal oppression, Oppression, Poland, reparations, restitution, Server, social justice, solidarity, world countries

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

anime culture, apparently, collaboration, digital performance, Enna, Entertainment, fan excitement, future plans, JOINING, Live, marketing strategy, MERGE, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music concert, NijiEN, Nornis, Nornis LIVE TOUR, online event, pop culture, smp, speculation, Tour, virtual experience, Virtual idol, virtual world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyFriendz

anger issues, birthday gift, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, emotional outbursts., friendship, Gratitude, high school lunch, Jealousy, jewelry, peer pressure, peer relationships, personal boundaries, Respect, self esteem, self worth, social dynamics, teenage drama

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

NasrallahsGoneWild

armed conflict, Assassination, counterterrorism operation, death announcement, extremist group, geopolitical crisis, Hezbollah leader, idf, intelligence report, Israel Defense Forces, Lebanese militia, Middle East conflict, militant leader, military operation, military strike, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGoneWild, political turmoil, regional tensions, security threat, terrorist organization

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

born in 2020, born in 2021, child immunizations, childhood health, childhood vaccinations, Children in the US, Edition, healthcare disparities, Kids, lower vaccine coverage, Party, pediatric healthcare, public health, US healthcare, vaccination rates, vaccine access, vaccine advocacy, vaccine awareness, vaccine compliance, vaccine education, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine misinformation, vaccine-preventable diseases, VaxBlock

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Application Process, Coreprotect, Datapacks, Discord, Discordsrv, Events, Expectations, hermitcraft, knockoff, LanderYTs, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Moderation, Playstyle, Previous experience, Semi Vanilla, shulker boxes, smp, Staff Team, Teleport, texture pack, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6494
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4811
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

Some of our tweaks:

Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

Application process:

You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

FAQs

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

86240823, BLOCK, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, Party, previous, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Animals Bred:	131
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Emeralds Found:	1810

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

Abilities, action, Adventure, armor, Character customization, combat system, companions, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, dragons, Exploration, FANTASY, Magic, Main character, Monsters, open world, Pawn system, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp, video game, weapons

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

DrivewayNoWalkies, Minecraft, Server, WIBTA neighbors driveway new house acre lot progress walking neighborhood distance privacy boundaries property construction trespassing respect boundaries land rural etiquette homeownership

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mines Excavated:	4553
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crops Grown:	6417
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?