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Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	370
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	35	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Animals Bred:	133
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9037
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!

Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!

Adventures, America, Atreides, Baron Rothschild, blocky, british aristocracy, Crafting, foreign land, Fremen, green psychopaths, Harkonnen, Harkonnens, illuminati, islamic world, Israel, Jewish, muslim hordes, Rothschilds, The Emperor, white nations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Animals Bred:	107	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!

Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!

Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.

With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Slash, Craft, and Slay with the DDG Crew!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1059
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Riftslut Edition for all you naughty adventurers out there! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft with a twist of Dragon’s Dogma madness.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges inspired by Dragon’s Dogma. Fight mythical creatures, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a true hero.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous character creator you’ve ever seen. Want to make a pawn that looks like a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a character with skills that shoot rainbows and unicorns? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking to show off your pawn and get them hired by other players, look no further! Our community is always on the lookout for unique and powerful pawns to join their party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Join us now and let the madness begin!

RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

Advanced technology, Androids, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BUILD, female robots, fembots, feminism, future society, futuristic, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, human-machine interaction, Humanoids, machine learning, Resist, robocraft, robotics, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Technology, urge

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!