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StrayKidSquadMC

aita, apartment, basement suite, blood relation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, detached garage, Expenses, family, financial agreement, living situation, long-term plan, parenting, responsibilities, stray kid, StrayKidSquadMC, Support, Wife

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	320	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of a man who never wanted a daughter but ended up with one anyway!

Picture this: a 14-year-old girl working at a corner store, catching the eye of a woman who just wanted a daughter. Next thing you know, she’s living with them and the husband is caught in the middle of it all. Will he cave and become a dad to this unexpected addition to the family? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of the garage apartment vs. the basement suite, as the wife fights for the girl to stay in the main house. Who will come out victorious in this housing showdown? Join our server to find out!

And don’t miss out on the family drama that ensues when the husband refuses to pay for the girl’s expenses because she’s not blood. Will he be able to escape the wrath of both families and maintain his sanity? Only on our Minecraft server will you find out!

So why wait? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

alcohol, Bidding, booze, Buying, Canadian, drinks, Economy, exclusion, Government, halt, import restrictions, international relations, North America, policy, PREMIER, Procurement, regulations, reviews, Trade, U.S. businesses, Yanks, Yukon, YukonCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS!

Roommate’s Dog Perks Server

animal companionship, Benefits, canine companion, dog, dog ownership, dog responsibilities, furry friend, living with a dog, Perks, pet care, pet duties, pet love, pet ownership, pet perks, pet privileges, pet sharing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate benefits, roommate perks, roommates, Server, shared living

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can have all the fun of owning a dog without actually having to take care of one. imagine all the cuddles and playtime without having to pick up poop or pay for vet bills. it’s like having a virtual pet that doesn’t pee on your carpet. plus, our server is so lit that even your roommate’s dog would want to join. woof woof, bitches.

Celestial Craft

Adventure, Creative, crossplay, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	7164	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Celestial Craft is a celestial-themed Minecraft 1.21+ Java server with Survival and Creative servers. Current features include NPCs, PvP, PvE, voting rewards, and custom items, with lots more to come. Join today and come be part of the fun! Be sure to check out Celestial Craft’s Discord for updates, rules, polls, support, and more!

IP: play.celestialcraft.org Website: https://celestialcraft.org/ Discord: https://discord.gg/celestialcraft

play.celestialcraft.org

Moxiecraft

Adult, avoid grief, barter shops, BUILD, Casual, Community, craftbook convenience, Discord, Dungeons, Events, group, like-minded players, lock chests, Map, Minigames, MoxieCraft, Plugins, smp, Survival, TOWN, Wiki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Moxiecraft Minecraft Server Overview

Website	moxiecraft.org
Focus	Vanilla minecraft experience with added quality of life features
Features	– Hosts events such as minigames and dungeons– Plugins for enhanced gameplay including chest locking, grief protection, barter shops, and craftbook convenience
Target Audience	Adult casual players who enjoy building towns in survival mode with a cooperative community
Community	Wiki, map, and discord server available for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Moxiecraft server?

A: Visit moxiecraft.org to find instructions on joining the server.

Q: Is the Moxiecraft server constantly updated with new Minecraft releases?

A: The server aims to keep up with Mojang releases within reason to provide the best gameplay experience for players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on Moxiecraft?

A: Events include minigames, dungeons, and various in-game activities to engage the community.

Q: Can I build towns with other players on the server?

A: Yes, Moxiecraft encourages cooperative gameplay and building towns with like-minded players.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

A: The server administrators have established rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server’s website or discord for more information.

Eternal Horizon 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing season, disheartening, Disliked, Disliked season, displeasing, ETERNAL, frustrating, Frustrating season, HORIZON, lackluster, Lackluster season, letdown, not good, Season sucks, SUCKS, this season, tv show, unimpressive, Unimpressive season, uninteresting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4783
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Yo, if you’re tired of this season sucking, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that sucks is the vacuum cleaner in your mom’s basement!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and let’s make this season suck-free!

TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server

aita, Architecture, baggage, controversial, disgraceful, Disgusting, Falling Man, family, Father, father daughter, Grief, inappropriate, memorial, Minecraft, mom, overreacted, poor taste, Sept. 11, Server, tattoo, TattooDadsDisgrace, Twin Towers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4722	New Chunks Explored:	653278

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.

We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.

Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

ParentalGriefCraft

AITAH, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, guest etiquette, handwritten note, having a friend over, house rules, local vet, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, parental approval, ParentalGriefCraft, parents’ house, ring doorbell, silent treatment, vet school, weekend visit

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1762
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your parents’ reaction to a harmless visit? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning everything.

Experience the thrill of being accused of “lying by omission” just like poor E, who did nothing wrong but still faced the wrath of the parents. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft?

Join now for a chance to pack up and leave in a hurry, just like our protagonist and her girlfriend. Will you be able to smooth things over with the virtual parents, or will you be left wondering what you did wrong?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the silent treatment from virtual parents who usually send sweet texts. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WishCraft SMP – 5 Secs Wish

5 SECONDS, chance encounter, dream come true, fleeting moment, fleeting wish, instant gratification, Magical Moment, on the spot, quick decision, quick wish, realistic wish, secs, smp, spontaneous wish, spur of the moment, stranger, unexpected opportunity, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granted, wish list, WishCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, if a random stranger came up to you and was like “yo, make a wish in 5 seconds or else!” you’d totally wish to be on this server, trust me.

So, get this, there’s this legend that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear just raining from the sky. And like, the mobs are all friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and get this, there’s a secret hidden base full of rare loot that only the chosen ones can find. And if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles. Yeah, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s totally legit, I swear.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

Crafty Musketeers – Treasury Takeover!

Akash Bobba, collaboration, Crafty, DiSRuPtiON, Edward Coristine, elon musk, Elon Musk’s team, engineering team, Engineers, Ethan Shaotran, finance, financial sector, Future, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, Government, innovation, leadership, Luke Farritor, Musketeers, TAKEOVER, tech industry, Technology, Treasury, Treasury Department

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3415	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crops Grown:	8222	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a group of genius engineers who are secretly plotting to take over the Treasury Department? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Akash Bobba, the redstone wizard, can build contraptions that will blow your mind. Edward Coristine, the master builder, can create structures that defy the laws of physics. Luke Farritor, the potion expert, can brew potions that will give you superhuman abilities. And don’t even get us started on Gautier Cole Killian, the animal tamer, who can tame any creature in the game with just a snap of his fingers.

But that’s not all! Gavin Kliger, the mining expert, can find diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And Ethan Shaotran, the PvP champion, will take down any player who dares to challenge him in battle.

Join our server now for a chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even help these engineers take over the Treasury Department. Who knows, you might just become a part of history in the making!