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WhimsyCraft – Where creepers tell jokes and cows have dance parties! 1.21

Adminshop, Arena, bedrock, Chest Shops, console, Cows, CREEPERS, Dance, Discord, Geyser, Grief Prevention, Instanced Loot, Ip:, java, jokes, MCMMO, nicknames, Parties, pe, Plugins, PORT, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ores Mined:	2529	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	Java with Geyser for Console and PE players
IP Address	104.128.51.44
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

PvE focus with possible PVP arena
QOL plugins such as chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.
Constant updates and improvements

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/DDT4Ne9q

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server Java only?	No, we have Geyser installed for Console and PE players as well.
Are there any plans for resets?	We have no plans to reset the map, but occasional resets of the end may occur.
What kind of plugins do you have?	We have various QOL plugins like chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.

MineMania Minecraft Server

be male, ForceFem, go away, had another dream, Long hair, Minecraft, MineMania, not trans, Pretty Girl, Server, succubus, troon out

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1015
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of dreaming about being a pretty girl with long hair? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment! We won’t forcefem you into anything, but we do have a succubus lurking around for some extra fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where dreams come true (literally)!

CraftyCobson SMP

African Music, afrobeat, Cobson Ebassi, CraftyCobson, creative artist, emerging artist, Lagos, Music (Industry), music career, music industry trends, music producer, musician, new talent, Nigerian artist, nigerian culture, Nigerian music scene, rising star, Singer, smp, Songwriter, soulful voice, talented vocalist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8968	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6340	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.

3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!

ParentalPanic: NoSpeakieNoEntry

bilingual parenting, communication skills, cross-cultural parenting, cultural heritage, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, foreign language, grandparent relationships, intercultural communication, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preservation, multilingualism, NoSpeakieNoEntry, ParentalPanic, parenting challenges, raising bilingual kids

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and language skills? Look no further! Join our server where we speak a mix of languages, just like this family does. Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers speak multiple languages!

Need a break from your parents nagging about your bilingual kids? Join our server and let them speak whatever language they want without judgment. We promise no one will interrupt your kids’ secret conversations or try to supervise them in a language they don’t understand.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language while building your dream Minecraft world. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is FUN!

CraftyGreek35

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, CraftyGreek35, Deal, Defense, defense industry, f-35, fighter jets, Government, greece, International, Military, Partnership, Procurement, relations, seals, SECURITY, Technology, US, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	199	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Greece seals this deal for F-35s with the US, but get this – instead of planes, they get a bunch of flying pigs! like, can you imagine flying around on a pig in Minecraft? it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

and that’s not all, we got this epic quest where you gotta find the golden potato of destiny and use it to defeat the evil chicken overlord. like, who even comes up with this stuff? it’s bananas, man.

plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and helpful. you’ll never wanna leave, trust me.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

SavoryCerealCraft

Breakfast, breakfast ideas, breakfast options, cereal alternatives, culinary experimentation, flavor combinations, food creativity, food culture, Food Industry, food innovation, food trends, savory breakfast, savory dishes, savory flavors, savory snacks, savory treats, SavoryCerealCraft, savoury cereal, unconventional breakfast, unconventional food, unique flavors

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Farms Harvested:	586	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of chickens and the cows do the moonwalk while milking themselves. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on this server. And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant gummy bears that give you superpowers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. Plus, every time you respawn, you’ll be greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT cannon minigame that will literally blow your mind).

Nirvana Craft BR

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft server RPG Survival Enchanting Economy PVP KitPvP Skyblock Creative Vanilla Minigames Faction Skywars Prison Pixelmon Parkour Build Battle Capture the Flag Hardcore Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	4694
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Nirvana Craft BR * Ping BR * McMMO * Terrain Protection * Warp Players * Create your own player store * Voting system and store votes * Server store, create your farm and get rich * Custom Villager Exchanges * Exclusive PVP and Campaign maps * Resource World, Nether, End and Vanilla Survival World * Mob Spawner can be picked up with Silk Touch Pickaxe * 24h Online waiting for you * Version 1.20+ Bedrock (Mobile) and Java (PC) * Personalized enchanted books and +

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Moonbat’s Vanilla Minecraft: No Actual Moonbats Included 1.20.6 Java Edition

1.20.6, Active, Actual, Creative, Edition, Griefing, host, Included, Ip:, java, Join, Maintaining, Maps, Max8abug, Minecraft, Moonbats, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safety, Semi Vanilla, smp, Trust, Updating, Vanilla, viafabricplus

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative Server, No-Griefing Survival SMP, Griefing SMP
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.20.6 (You can join on 1.21 with viafabricplus)

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on version 1.21?

A: Yes, you can join on 1.21 with viafabricplus.

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

GayCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bisexual, coming out, Diversity, GayCraft, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Is she gay, Lesbian, LGBT community, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, Pansexual, pride, queer, questioning sexuality, same sex relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Transgender

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between llamas and chickens, participate in dance-offs with creepers, and solve the mystery of who keeps stealing all the pumpkin pies from the village bakery. And as for the question “Is she gay?” Well, let’s just say our server is so inclusive that even the Ender Dragon is questioning its own identity. So come on over and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PawCraft SMP: Where Dogs and Cats Have Their Own Factions and Drama!

autistic pattern recognition, behavioral traits, breeds, categorization, Cats, Daylight, Dogs, Drama, Evil, Factions, genetic designs, genetic diversity, humans, landscape, Logic, memetic warfare, Nature, PawCraft, prediction, Races, racism, Senses, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Endless Night Skies:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret society of genetically modified chickens that can do the Macarena on command. Yes, you heard that right – dancing chickens! And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we host every Sunday, where players compete to see who can stay on a llama the longest while wearing a tutu.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden underground city filled with talking potatoes that give out quests for players to complete. And rumor has it, there’s a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and speaks in reverse.

So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join our server today! Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of ours – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your virtual life.