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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1856
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 347
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6934
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 6598
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7094
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 8524
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Towns Built: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 129 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Crops Grown: 8123
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4835
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1679
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 183
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5981
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7509
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Divine Spears Created: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 7593
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6366
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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