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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1645 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!