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CanonCraft SMP – “This Should’ve Been Minecraft SMP”

Alternate Universe, canon, CanonCraft, fan community, fan consensus, fan culture, fan debate, fan interpretation, fan opinion, fan outrage., fan reaction, fan reactions, fan speculation, fan theory, Fandom, fanfiction, headcanon, Minecraft, otp, shipping, Shouldve, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava-filled volcanoes, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond sword that shoots lasers, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. This should’ve been canon, and now it can be for you!

ThirstCraft: Hot Water Edition

Communication, Community, counseling, Edition, Empathy, Future, Gratitude, growth, hot, Improvement, Intimacy, Journey, love, Marriage, progress, relationship, strength, Support, teamwork, Therapy, ThirstCraft, Trauma, Understanding, Water

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Animals Bred:	108	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and growth just like this couple who worked through their issues over a glass of warm water.

Just like this couple, you too can work through your childhood trauma and relationship issues while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us on this server where we promise to provide a safe space for personal growth and healing, all while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among the creepers and skeletons!

So come on, join us and work on yourself while building the ultimate Minecraft empire. It’s therapy and gaming all in one!

GodlyBelieverMC SMP

belief in God, divine presence, existential questions, FAITH, faith in higher being, faith in the unseen, God’s existence, GodlyBelieverMC, Higher power, personal beliefs, philosophical beliefs, questioning faith, Religion, religious beliefs, religious convictions, religious faith, seeking meaning, smp, Spiritual beliefs, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, trust in divine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3549	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	109	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Garden of Eden! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to the pearly gates! Join us and you’ll be asking yourself, “Do you believe in god and why? Because on this server, anything is possible!”

BlockyLifeCatchUp

BlockyLifeCatchUp, comparison trap, falling behind, goal-setting, life struggles, mental health, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, seeking support, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-doubt, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be the ultimate pro! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on epic adventures, build insane creations, and make friends with pixelated pigs who will never judge you for eating too much cake. So why waste time feeling like a loser in the real world when you can be a Minecraft master on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

MoodSwingCraft

bipolar disorder, bipolar disorder symptoms, hormonal changes, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental illness, mood disorders, mood swings, MoodSwingCraft, perimenopause, Women’s Health, women’s health issues, women’s health research, women’s hormones, women’s mental health, women’s mental health research

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Farms Harvested:	815	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	3932	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain! We did a study and found out that women are like, totally twice as likely to go bipolar during the perimenopause, so why not come play with us and let out all that crazy energy? Your moods will swing from one extreme to another just like in the game, but it’s all good because we’re here to support you through it all. So come on, join us and let’s go on this wild ride together! 🤪🎢🎮

Real Hard-Corn Europe – 1.21: Where the Corn is Tougher Than Diamonds!

be very careful, Corn, diamonds, Europe, griefing is allowed, Hardcore, HardCorn, no borders, No hacking, No map resets, no natural regeneration, no pay to win, No Whitelist, PvP, real, simple hardcore, take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least, Tougher, use totems

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	190
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	23.109.46.153:25678
Description	Made this server because regular survival on hard mode is too easy. There’s no challenge after gearing up. Haven’t decided how long death ban will be, maybe a week or two. Open to suggestions/questions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Simple hardcore
Is natural regeneration allowed?	No, except in spawn area. Players need gapples, suspicious stew, potions to regain health
Are hacking and cheating allowed?	No hacking is allowed
Are there any map resets or borders?	No map resets, no borders, no protection. PvP, griefing is allowed
Is there a whitelist?	No, there is no whitelist
Is pay to win allowed?	No, there is no pay to win system
Any recommendations for players?	Be very careful and take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least. Use totems

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

404 GAME RE:SET, Accord’s Library, anime adaptation, blockbusters, Chat Stamps Compilation, conquest guides, Drakengard, emulation guides, event stories, high res art, Minecraft, movie release, nier, nier automata, NieR Reincarnation, remake, Resource Pastebin, SEASON 2, Server, SINoALICE, translation, Voice of Cards, yoko taro, Yokoverse Fanbook

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11

Welcome to the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to the legendary Yoko Taro, the mastermind behind some of the most mind-bending games in existence. Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the wild world of spanking and cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive inside information that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently airing, so you better hop on this server to stay in the loop. And don’t forget about the SINoALICE Movie home release – it’s out now and it’s a cinematic masterpiece.

If you’re a fan of remakes and reimaginings, we’ve got you covered with NieR Replicant and NieR Automata both available on Steam. Plus, dive into the world of Voice of Cards games and experience a whole new level of card-based adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have emulation guides for Drakengard games, a Yokoverse Fanbook, and a complete Yoko Taro resource pastebin for all your Yoko needs. And if you’re looking for SINoALICE resources, we’ve got guides, databases, OSTs, and everything in between.

So why wait? Join us on the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Yoko Taro himself building a giant replica of Emil’s head out of diamond blocks. It’s a wild ride, but isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

No. 922957211 Anonymous Amanda Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Murder Secrets Intrigue Betrayal Deception Psychological Dark Twists Suspicion Unraveling Revelation, TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.

FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4351
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	270455
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

PixelPalsCraft

annoying character, disliked character, Expendable, extraneous, filler character, INSIGNIFICANT, Irrelevant, Main character, Movie, opinion, PixelPalsCraft, Pointless, superfluous, supporting character, Surplus, tv show, unimportant, unnecessary character, unnecessary plotline, unneeded, wasted screen time

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.