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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9424 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!