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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7574 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4326 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
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so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?