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Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

Attention, blocky, bros, cashier, Chad, Conversation, Distance, Hoes, ignoring women, Male, Manager, older men, pervert, Real Life, Server, sex-pest, simp, social interactions, societal norms, Store, Women, Young Guys, younger generation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8568	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

#youtube, Adventure, Chat, Community, Custom, Engaging, Events, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Innovative, integration, Interactive, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Rewards, Server, Survival, Vanilla, virtual world

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

18-30 years old, artistic expression, artistic nudity, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body image, body positivity, Good quality pics, High resolution images, natural beauty., No fatty girls, Nude art, nude photography, Nudify, Paradise, Peen, Photography standards, PIXEL, Slim models, young adults, Youthful bodies, Youthful models

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Animals Bred:	101	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	67480	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!

Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama

Accomplishments.., Achievements, adult industry, allegations, Builds, career, Controversies, Crafty, Drama, Fame, gossip, life after wrestling, PERSONAL LIFE, post-wrestling, public perception, Retirement, Rumors, scandals, speculation, success, tabloids, TRANSITION, world, Wrestlers, wrestling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crops Grown:	9396	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!

Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans

#Intention, Analysis, blocky, Communication, confusion, Cryptic, deciphering, Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic statement, hidden message, inscrutable, Interpretation, Meaning, misunderstanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzle, puzzling, Shenanigans, speculation, Staceys

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	136
New Chunks Explored:	820614	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Stacey, who is rumored to have the power to turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of her wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly like a majestic dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Stacey is waiting for you, and she’s got a diamond pickaxe with your name on it!

Crafty Trans Gamers: Where sports scandals are left in the past and building epic worlds is the present!

activism, athletes, building, Challenges, Competition, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, DOMINANCE, Epic, equality, Gamers, Gender Identity, inclusion, left, LGBTQ, PRESENT, progress, public perception, representation, scandals, social media, sports, sports scandal, Sportsmanship, Stereotypes, Trans, trans women, victories, worlds

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5720	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of the same old drama in the sports world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where trans women dominate all the competitions! We have legendary tales of trans women athletes crushing their opponents with their superhuman strength and agility. Who needs real-life scandals when you can witness epic battles in the virtual world? Join now and witness the rise of the trans women sports champions!

GreenMc Network

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Builds, Dedicated, Economy, family, Ffa, Fun, gameplay, GreenMC, Indian, Indian server, KitPvP, LifeSteal, minecraft network, ping experience, Plugins, PvP, server allocation, Special Events, unforgettable moments, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vibrant

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4668	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome To GreenMc Network, #1 Indian Minecraft Network! Dive into the exhilarating Lifesteal, face off in pulse-pounding FFA, or join our special events for unforgettable moments. Our server boasts unique plugins and custom builds, enhancing your gameplay beyond the vanilla experience. Join the GreenMC family and be part of a vibrant community where fun and adventure never end!Welcome to GreenMC, your go-to Minecraft destination with dedicated Indian server allocation for the best ping experience! Dive into the exhilarating Lifesteal, face off in pulse-pounding FFA, or join our special events for unforgettable moments. Our server boasts unique plugins and custom builds, enhancing your gameplay beyond the vanilla experience. Join the GreenMC family and be part of a vibrant community where fun and adventure never end!

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HeavyCraft: Where the only thing heavier than our economy is our average player count of 15 online!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Count, Economy, Griefing, Heavier, HeavyCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, player, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store, Technical

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimension Hops:	14

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Pay-to-Win	0% pay-to-win store

Technical Details

Specifications	Description
Machine	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia
Running On	Purpur
World Size	Main world – 90,000 x 90,000, Other worlds – 20,000 x 20,000

Links

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ

Q: Is there a world reset on this server?

A: No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks on this server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on this server.

Q: What are some key features of this server?

A: Some key features include resource worlds, live map, zero tolerance for hate speech, pet system, economy system, and more.

Maestrea VS Hypixel

active community, Boss Battles, Custom Features, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Recipes, dungeon exploration, Economy, Friendly staff, Mob Arenas, Player Economy, player interaction, player perks, player progression, PvE, Ranking system, Roleplay, RPG, Server Events, server updates, Skyblock, Survival, town-building, unique experience

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ores Mined:	6146
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Hypixel	Maestrea
Large player base	Close-knit community
Wide variety of minigames	Focus on Towny, RPG, and Skyblock gameplay
Frequent updates and content releases	Custom ranking system and perks
Active and dedicated staff team	Custom developed plugins
Well-known and established server	Custom brewing plugin with 80+ recipes

Hypixel FAQ:

Question	Answer
What makes Hypixel stand out?	Hypixel is known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base.
How often does Hypixel release updates?	Hypixel releases frequent updates and new content regularly.
Is Hypixel suitable for competitive players?	Yes, Hypixel offers competitive PvP and other minigames.

Maestrea FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Maestrea?	Maestrea focuses on Towny, RPG, and Skyblock gameplay.
What custom features does Maestrea offer?	Maestrea has a custom ranking system, brewing plugin, and custom developed plugins.
How is the community on Maestrea?	Maestrea has a close-knit community with active staff.

CraftyMemes – Where webms of synthetic creepers are always welcome!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!