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Whisp | GRIF | PVP | CONSTRUCTION (1.20-1.21.30) Minecraft server

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For fans of construction, griefing and pvp

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Nimoh Network: Where the rewards are daily but the survival is semi-serious! Join us on Java 1.21!

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🌄 Welcome to the Nimoh Union! 🌌
The sun sets on the old world and rises in the new. The stars rise in the old world and settle ‘neath the horizon, beyond the horizon. New realms await discovery, new structures stand ready to be looted, and new stories yearn to be told!
🌟 Join us on Nimoh 2, the latest chapter of the Nimoh Union! But as you explore this new land, remember: the stories of Nimoh 1 still echo in the winds. Our worlds are connected by the mystical Interplanar Library
🏛️ The Interplanar Library

What can you expect?

🌍 Rich Lore – Nimoh Union isn’t just a server; it’s a living, breathing world with interconnected stories and realms. Dive deep into our ever-growing history and help shape the future.
🏗️ Player-driven Builds – Create sprawling cities, mystical towers, or cozy villages. Your imagination is the limit.
⚔️ PvE and Exploration – Explore vast landscapes, loot hidden treasures, and take on the server’s unique challenges.
📜 WorldGuard Tickets – Want to protect your epic build? Just submit a ticket and our staff will secure your masterpiece.

Server IP: nimoh.ast.my Join our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Nimoh Union server, simply use the server IP “nimoh.ast.my” in your Minecraft client.

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact, share creations, and stay updated on server events. Join us at https://discord.com/invite/DhCNAz5DU3

3. Can I protect my builds on the server?

Absolutely! You can submit a WorldGuard ticket to our staff to secure your epic build and prevent griefing.

4. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nimoh Union?

Nimoh Union offers a rich lore experience, player-driven builds, PvE and exploration challenges, and a friendly community atmosphere for all players.

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to review them before joining the server.

H-hewwo Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of deranged chickens armed with diamond swords! Or how about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Derby” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you can battle a giant zombie named Bob who has an unhealthy obsession with crafting tables.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.owo

Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring Twitch thots who can’t sing, aren’t funny, and have never had an original thought in their life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We don’t tolerate cunty personalities or weirdly salty behavior. Plus, we have a strict policy against cancelling whole projects over one comment. Join us and escape the Amelia Watsons of the world!

KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

access control, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, Decision making, Drama, firearms, key, KeylessCraft, living arrangements, privacy, relationships, Respect, Roomie, roommate, roommate agreement, SECURITY, shared space, Trust

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Are you tired of unwanted boyfriends getting keys to your apartment? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, only the most deserving players get keys to the kingdom! Just like this player’s roommate’s boyfriend, you’ll have to prove yourself worthy of access to our epic world.

Join us and experience the thrill of earning your key through epic quests and challenges. Just like this player, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to gain entry to our exclusive server. Will you be able to convince the admins that you deserve a key, or will you be left out in the cold like this poor boyfriend?

Don’t be the asshole who just gives out keys willy-nilly – join our server and earn your place in the kingdom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be telling crazy stories about how you fought off a horde of creepers just to get your hands on that coveted key. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to key-dom!

18andCrafty SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles? That’s right, our llamas are the true masters of this land and they demand your allegiance. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity!

CraftyTimeMachine

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

TalibanCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban who banned women from public spaces say no one faces discrimination, like wut????? it’s like a crazy alternate universe where everyone is equal and no one gets discriminated against, except maybe creepers cuz they always be blowing stuff up. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja villagers ready to take them down. join now for a wild ride through this wacky world where anything is possible, even peace between zombies and skeletons. trust us, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun and adventure??? not us, that’s for sure. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, like that time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a giant chicken. good times, good times.

Submarine Shenanigans

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come join our minecraft server where we have submarines that can sink but also fly like birds! yea, you heard that right, our submarines are next level sh*t. the chinese government tried to cover it up but we got the inside scoop. join now to witness the epic battle between flying submarines and giant squids. trust me, you don’t want to miss this craziness. oh, and did i mention we have talking dolphins as our moderators? yea, it’s that kind of party. so what are you waiting for? dive into the madness and join us now!

Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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come join our minecraft server where the only thing buzzing more than the mosquitoes in south florida after hurricane irma is the excitement you’ll feel playing here! we’ve got 7.3 and 8 times more fun than any other server, just like the increase in mosquito populations after the storm.

build your own mosquito army and take over the server, or team up with friends to fend off the buzzing hordes. with crazy weather events and natural disasters happening all the time, you never know what kind of chaos will ensue next.

join now for a truly wild and unpredictable minecraft experience that will leave you itching for more!

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	199
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6716	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crops Grown:	3743
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

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Whisp | GRIF | PVP | CONSTRUCTION (1.20-1.21.30) Minecraft server

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Nimoh Network: Where the rewards are daily but the survival is semi-serious! Join us on Java 1.21!

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FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

3. Can I protect my builds on the server?

4. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Nimoh Union?

5. Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing on the server?

H-hewwo Minecraft Server

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Amelia Watson’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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KeylessCraft: Roomie Drama

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Submarine Shenanigans

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Mosquito Mayhem: Irma Edition

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Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	186	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1101

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18