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CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	182	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).

Blocky Ink Adventures – Splatoon-inspired Minecraft Fun!

Adventures, Baby Chicks, Bear Cubs, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Fun, Gear, ink, Li’l Bunnies, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Splatfest, splatoon, Splatooninspired, Version 7.1.0, weapons

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a squid in ink? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate splat-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for epic battles, crazy Splatfests, and more squid-tastic fun than you can shake a paint roller at!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where you can choose to be a Baby Chick, Li’l Bunny, or Bear Cub and battle it out in the ultimate showdown! Who will reign supreme? Only the squids will tell!

But that’s not all – we have the latest patch notes, gear catalogs, and weapon databases to keep you up to date on all things splat-tastic. Plus, our build analyzer will help you perfect your skills and dominate the competition like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and experience the ink-sanity for yourself! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your paintbrush and get ready to splat your way to victory!

PixelPickleCraft

Confidence, DATING, dating challenges, dating culture, emotional well being, gender dynamics, Loneliness, love life, mental health, personal growth, PixelPickleCraft, rejection, relationships, romantic struggles, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Single life, social dynamics, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	2952	Ores Mined:	1255
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being single again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated princesses just waiting for their blocky prince charming to come sweep them off their square feet.

Join our server and experience a love life like never before! You’ll be crafting diamond rings, building heart-shaped houses, and going on romantic adventures with your virtual bae. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never break up with you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join our server where love is just a /tp away! Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find true love in the world of blocks and mobs!

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Blocks Edition

action, Adventure, Anime, another chance, blocks, Crafty, Deserves, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Edition, Evolution, Frieza, goku, Manga, Martial Arts, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Super Saiyan Blue, Transformations, Vegeta

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Dragons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to give evolution another chance!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey through time and space, where dinosaurs roam the lands and aliens invade from outer space. Build your own time machine and travel back to the prehistoric era to tame a T-Rex as your loyal steed, or blast off into space to battle intergalactic beings with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “mutation” plugin that allows you to combine different mobs to create your own unique creatures. Ever wanted a flying pig with laser eyes? Now’s your chance!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s give evolution the second chance it deserves!

Pixelated Paparazzi: Where Creepers Snap the Best Shots!

accidental nudity, awkward moment, camera roll mishap, camera roll surprise, CREEPERS, digital mishap, digital slip-up, embarrassing photos, inappropriate content, online embarrassment, paparazzi, photo blunder, photo faux pas, photo gaffe, pixelated, privacy breach, privacy violation, shots, Snap, social media mishap, social media slip-up, unaware nudes, unexpected discovery, unexpected exposure, unintentional nudity

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2112	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret feature that no other server has – a hidden camera roll full of accidental nudes! That’s right, while you’re busy building your dream castle, you might just stumble upon some scandalous photos that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows what you’ll find in our camera roll next!