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Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	862	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

Anime & Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime favorites, anime favorites list, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Rankings, anime ratings, favorite anime, favorite anime characters, favorite characters, favorite characters list, favorite series, favorite shows, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, sorting anime., sorting by rating, sorting favorites, sorting list, Top Anime, top characters

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

71060569, Adventure, Fishing, Gaytor edition, Gaytors, general, hooklinesinker.lol, last thread, Minecraft, modding, smp, thunderstore.io, web, Webfishing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Runes Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	211958
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Votes:	7152
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	838	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Falling into the Void:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	5138
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

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