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‘MericaCraft: Land of the Blocks

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9900
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchantments Applied:	125	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, you can ride giant bald eagles through the skies and battle evil mobs with fireworks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mount Rushmore where you can mine for diamonds with Abraham Lincoln himself! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the hidden treasure of the Statue of Liberty – rumor has it, it’s filled with stacks of emeralds!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the land of the free and the home of the brave in a whole new way!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	241	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to STREAM TONIGHT OR ELSE! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and didn’t stream for a whole week. The next day, their house in the game was mysteriously filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS! And that’s not all, every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find DIRT BLOCKS! So if you want to avoid a similar fate, you better start streaming on our server TODAY! And who knows, you might even find a secret DIMENSION filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS! So what are you waiting for? Join now and STREAM FOR YOUR LIFE!

Post-Coital Pixels

alone, blissful, emotions, ex girlfriend, getting laid, ignoring, Kissing, Nightmares, personal growth, pixels, Playing, PostCoital, Praying, relationships, satisfying, Sleeping, state of bliss, successful dates, video games, weekends, WOMAN

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server has magical powers that enhance your gaming skills after getting laid!

Imagine this: you spend a weekend alone, feeling down because your date didn’t go as planned. But fear not! Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where all your troubles melt away. You’ll be so good at Minecraft, you’ll forget all about your ex-girlfriend!

But wait, there’s more! On the weekends when you’re successful with a woman, playing on our server will leave you in a state of pure bliss. It’s like a reward for your romantic conquests!

So why are you like this, you ask? It’s simple – because this Minecraft server is like no other. Join now and experience the ultimate gaming high after getting laid!

CraftyPasta: Not Just Another Balkan Server!

Adriatic Sea, balkan, balkan countries, BALKANS, CraftyPasta, culture, debunking myths, EU, Europe, geography, History, Italian culture, italy, Mediterranean, Misconception, misconception debunked, Misinformation, peninsula, Server, southern europe, Stereotypes, travel, Western Europe

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1845	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can explore a world where Italy is actually part of the Balkans! Yes, you heard that right – forget everything you thought you knew about geography and come join us for a wild adventure.

On our server, you can build your own pasta-themed castle in the mountains of the Balkans, complete with spaghetti moats and lasagna turrets. But be careful, because the local villagers are known for their love of pizza and may try to steal your toppings!

If you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Spaghetti Monster, a mythical creature rumored to lurk in the depths of the Balkan forests. Legend has it that whoever captures the monster will be granted unlimited pasta for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world where Italy and the Balkans collide in the most deliciously absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

CraftyCactuars – Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker Edition

ARR relics, Benchmark, CraftyCactuars, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Edition, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Linkshells, MEETUPS, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, XIV, xivg

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6454	Farms Harvested:	416
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

🌟 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where ARR relics are actually a shitty grind EDITION – sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness!

🚀 DAWNTRAIL INFO: 🚀 – Early Access: Friday, June 28, 2024 (2:00 AM PDT) – Release Date: Tuesday, July 2, 2024 – Promotional Site: Click Here for Insanity! – Benchmark: Download Now for Wildness!

🎉 IN-GAME EVENTS: 🎉 – Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration (Now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT) – General News: Prepare for Mind-Blowing Awesomeness!

🔥 GENERAL NEWS: 🔥 – Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test (Until Patch 7.0) – PvP Series 5 (Until Patch 7.0) – Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Click Here for the Craziest Stuff! – Meetups: Join us on April 21, 6:00 PM EDT for a Crystal Party Finder at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run – it’s going to be LIT!

So why wait? Join our server now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Don’t miss out on the fun – 473801309 previous thread is just the tip of the iceberg!

LoadLickingLlamas Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	644
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness? Join us and witness the craziest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a world where players ride llamas into battle against creeper armies, where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti, and where zombie pigmen break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious hijinks await you just around the corner?

Creepers & Butlers: Kuroshitsuji Minecraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Crops Grown:	5811	Votes:	467
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing better than the graphics is the DRAMA! We’ve got more twists and turns than the latest episode of your favorite TV show, and we promise you won’t need subtitles to understand the action here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIONS, INTRIGUE, and maybe even a few ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (okay, maybe not that last one, but you never know what could happen on our server!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible!

CraftyLoliLand

Anime, Boundaries, Community, community guidelines, controversial, CraftyLoliLand, cute, discussion, ethical concerns, fetishization, forum, inappropriate, internet culture, Loli, Lolicon, Manga, ONLINE, sharing, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon this mythical treasure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mounts that you can ride into battle against the zombie hordes. And if you’re lucky, you may even encounter a dragon that you can tame and use to fly around the server in style.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughs and fun. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? Don’t miss out on the epicness that awaits you!

ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

#facial hair, #mens grooming, Appearance, clean, clean cut, clean-shaven, facial grooming, fashion, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming routine, grooming tips, hygiene, Masculinity, Men’s Fashion, personal care, pixels, self-care, self-respecting man, ShaveCraft, shaving, stay, Style, well groomed

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

Villager Twerk League: Minecraft Academy

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the inaugural run of the /vt/ League Academy! What is divegrass, you ask? It’s like if Pro Evolution Soccer and the Hunger Games had a baby, and that baby was played by threads and generals from /vt/! The players represent the essence of each thread’s culture, making for some seriously intense matches.

But wait, there’s more! The /vt/ League Academy is your chance to become a manager and show off your skills in a wild and wacky world. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. And when can you watch all the action unfold? Mark your calendars for April 20th-21st, starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC)!

Ready to dive into the madness? Head over to vtleague.420699.xyz to witness the chaos firsthand. And don’t forget to blast the Official ∕vt∕ League Album while you’re at it – it’s the perfect soundtrack for all your Minecraft adventures!