Jesss Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Items Found:	1794	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	2153
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dimension Hops:	0
Mines Excavated:	3797	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4625
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Votes:	5452
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ores Mined:	2255	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!