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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5117 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3951 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 214 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
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On our server, you can create your own company and hire other players to do your bidding. No more being told you’re “not qualified” – in this world, you’re the boss! And if you’re feeling morally dubious, you can always start a black market for rare items and become the richest player on the server.
So why waste your time applying for boring entry-level jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest virtual dreams? Say goodbye to society and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
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