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Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	62	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Votes:	4804	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ores Mined:	7456	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Enchantments Applied:	225	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!