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DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	87
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Votes:	8777
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	132
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Towns Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	205	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Votes:	4768

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Votes:	8421	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Emeralds Found:	1027	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mines Excavated:	2923
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Enchantments Applied:	270
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!

PixelPrisonPanic

abuse of power, civil rights, excessive force, Greater Manchester Police, human rights violation, injustice, man left naked, misconduct, mistreatment, neglect in custody, PixelPrisonPanic, police abuse, police accountability, Police Brutality, police misconduct, police misconduct case, police misconduct investigation, police misconduct report, police negligence, prisoner rights, unlawful detention

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4441
Mines Excavated:	3302	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and taming some llamas, when BAM! You get arrested by the Greater Manchester Police for no reason! And they don’t just throw you in a regular cell, oh no. They strip you naked and leave you there for hours, like some kind of weird punishment. But don’t worry, because on our server, that kind of crazy stuff doesn’t happen! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being humiliated by the police while playing Minecraft ever again. Plus, we have epic mini-games, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

FamilyCraft: Not Just for Myself!

AMBITION, Competition, Contestant, Dedication, Entertainment, family, Familycraft, goals, IMPORTANCE, motivation, personal growth, Priorities, reality tv, relationships, sacrifice, Self, self improvement, Show, success, television, VALUES

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with u. like, imagine spittin rhymes with a llama named Llama Del Rey. also, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn creepers into cuddly kittens. plus, our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop any griefers tryna mess with ur builds. come join the fun and let’s make some epic memories together, fam! 🐔💎🦙 #LlamaDelRey #CluckNorris #MinecraftMadness

MouseLife25%Longer

MouseLife25Longer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can inject your mouse with some magic potion and make them live longer and disease-free? Like, what even is this madness, right? But hey, if you wanna have immortal mice running around your Minecraft world, then this is the place to be!

Join us and watch as your mice defy the laws of nature and live 25% longer than usual. Imagine the chaos of having these super mice ruling your server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. It’s like a Disney movie on steroids, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow everything up.

So come on, join the madness and experience the insanity of having immortal mice as your loyal companions in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have super mice running amok? It’s a whole new level of gaming that will leave you questioning your sanity. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? Let’s inject some mice and see what happens!