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frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

Active, Conflict, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign affairs, French military, frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver, geopolitical tensions, Instructors, international relations, legitimate target, military intervention, Military operations, military personnel, military presence, military strategy, military training, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Star Shards Collected:	72
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Votes:	3424	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.

vehiKILLz999

Automotive Industry, car accidents, car buying tips, car maintenance, car safety, car safety standards, car safety technology, driving risks, road safety, Transportation, vehicle inspection, vehicle purchase, vehicle safety, vehicle safety features, vehicle safety precautions, vehicle safety ratings, vehicle safety regulations, vehicle safety statistics, vehicle safety tips, vehiKILLz999

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!

thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!

grenade7ruskillz23

Army, comrades, Conflict, Court, crime, discipline, grenade attack, grenade7ruskillz23, Justice, Manslaughter, Military, military justice, murder, Prison, punishment, Russian soldier, Sentence, sentencing, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades.

boomerzDetektivzMoonLandingFakeAI

ai, Boomers, boomerzDetektivzMoonLandingFakeAI, Conspiracy Theory, critical thinking, DETECTIVES, digital manipulation, edited, fact-checking, Fake, generation gap, gullible, internet culture, media literacy, Misinformation, moon landing, PHOTO, skepticism, social media, Technology, viral content

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got boomers trying to solve the mystery of the moon landing being FAKE NEWS. they be like sherlock holmes up in here, but they be falling for every AI photo trick in the book. come see them try to crack the case while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a wild ride, fam. join now for the LOLs and the epic fails. let’s goooooooo!

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety-inducing jobs., anxiety-inducing professions, anxiety-ridden occupations, CraftyAnxietyCraft, demanding fields, demanding occupations, fast-paced careers, fast-paced work, high anxiety professions, high pressure careers, high stress jobs, high-pressure work, high-stress industries, intense work environments, nerve-wracking careers, nerve-wracking jobs, non-stop pressure, pressure-cooker jobs, stressful jobs, tension-filled professions

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer

Abuse, Accountability, aggression, assault, cnn, Conflict, eastern europe, human rights abuses, international law, Invasion, Justice, Men, occupied territories, russians, russiansRapeUkrainianMenMinecraftServer, sexual violence, Trauma, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Lolz, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even CNN is talking about it! Apparently, on this server, Russians are like, totally obsessed with raping Ukrainian men on occupied territories. Like, what even is happening in this virtual world? 😂 But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then you should def join this server. Who knows what other wild shenanigans are going down in there! Join now for a wild ride, fam! 🤪🔥 #MinecraftMadness

hear5deafies

Breakthrough, children, cochlear implants, deaf, deafness, Disabilities, Gene therapy, Genetic, genetic disorders, hear5deafies, Hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, innovation, Medical, medical advancements, Science, sensory restoration, Technology, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Votes:	2188
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

so, like, this server is like gene therapy for your minecraft experience, yo. we got five children who were born deaf but now they can HEAR the sweet sounds of creeper explosions and pig oinks. join us and be part of this miraculous journey to sonic enlightenment. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and you gotta solve riddles and defeat dragons to get in. it’s like a real-life adventure, but in minecraft. so, what are you waiting for? come join us and hear the world of minecraft in a whole new way.

dreamin4u Minecraft server

compatibility, Connection, destiny, dream, dream come true, dreamin4u, fate, ideal match, long term, love, meant to be, Meeting, Minecraft, perfect partner, relationship, romance, serendipity, Server, Significant Other, soulmate, statistical probability, statistics, true love

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

anxiety, Blues, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Despair, emotional pain, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Lets, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, negative thoughts, overwhelming emotions, Sadness, seeking help, self esteem, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!