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Monkeys Catalog Shit 1.21.4

1.21.4, Bait, Board, CATALOG, catalogmonkeys, internet culture, internet trolls, Kronies, monkeys, online communities, online forums, online harassment, Shit, Spamming, toxic behavior, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling culture, trolling evolution, trolling patterns, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2744	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chaos and mayhem! We have catalog monkeys running wild, baiting Kronies left and right. It’s a total shitshow, but in the best way possible.

You’ll question reality as you navigate through our server, wondering when the madness will end. But let’s be real, you won’t want it to end because it’s just too damn entertaining.

So come on, embrace the craziness and join us for a wild ride unlike any other. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SassyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, SassyCraft, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchantments Applied:	246
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9936	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4730
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Votes:	5550	Dimension Hops:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

1.21.4, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Griefing, IMPROVEMENTS, Landclaim, Life, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, player-driven, Prevent, PvE, Quality, Rtp, Server, Sethome, shareable, smp, Survival, System, Tpa, Warps

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Items Found:	8465	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2192
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!