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SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3791	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2439
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀

PlotCraft Minecraft Server

confusion, Conspiracy, cover up, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming knowledge, gaming revelations, Kojima, metal gear solid 2, MGS2, Minecraft, Plot analysis, plot twists, PlotCraft, raiden, Server, solid snake, Stealth Action, Story, video games, Wiki

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you feeling lost in the world of Metal Gear Solid 2? Feeling like Raiden trying to figure out what the heck is going on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the plot twists are crazier than a Metal Gear game. Build your own arsenal of blocks and take on enemies more mysterious than the Patriots. Trust us, you won’t need a Codec to communicate with other players on this server.

So why join? Well, because our server is like the VR training missions, except with creepers and zombies instead of virtual soldiers. Plus, rumor has it that Hideo Kojima himself is a secret player on our server, pulling strings behind the scenes like a true mastermind.

Don’t be like Raiden and miss out on the fun. Join our server today and experience a world more mind-bending than the S3 Plan. Just watch out for any cardboard boxes lying around – you never know what secrets they might hold!

RefundCraft Minecraft Server

consumer rights, customer service, digital distribution., digital purchases, game purchases, game refunds, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, long tail tags, Minecraft, PC Gaming, refund, refund experience, refund policy, refund process, RefundCraft, refunding games, Server, Steam, steam games, Steam refunds, Steam support, video games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchantments Applied:	169
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of getting burned by Steam when it comes to refunding games? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a 100% refund on all your virtual purchases! That’s right, even if you accidentally buy a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond sword, we’ll give you your diamonds back no questions asked!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Refund Fairy, who will grant you three wishes for every refund you make. Need a castle built in the sky? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride into battle? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time dealing with the hassle of Steam refunds when you can join our server and experience the magical world of infinite refunds and wish-granting fairies? Join us now and let the refund madness begin!

ParentalRageCraft

Abuse, Arguing, Boundaries, confronting abuse, confronting parents, confronting past, confronting trauma, coping with abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, Family issues, mental health, neglect, parental neglect, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, psychological abuse, toxic relationships, Trauma, Yelling

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life! Need a break from crazy step parents? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.

Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!

MineCraftMadness

break the mold, challenge norms, common advice, critical thinking, different perspective, disagree, independent thinking, Individuality, life advice, MinecraftMadness, nonconformity, outside-the-box, personal beliefs, personal growth, question authority, rebel mindset, Self Discovery, Self-expression, think for yourself, unconventional wisdom, unique path

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	554
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “don’t dig straight down” or “always carry a bucket of water”? Well, our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where we encourage you to dig straight down and never carry a bucket of water because who needs safety precautions anyway? Our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional creeper explosion).

Forget everything you thought you knew about playing Minecraft, because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a house out of nothing but TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We support that kind of reckless behavior here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and insane as you are, come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!