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RegretCraft Server

biggest regret, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self reflection, Server, wish I could change

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Animals Bred:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest, when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start following you around like you’re their long-lost leader. They even bring you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs regrets when you have a loyal wolf pack at your side?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to regrets, because on here, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

483322132, Build planner, Character planners, Elden Ring General, Elden Ring patch notes, EldenCraft, ERG, Group password, Interactive map, Latest Patch, Main information document, Mapgenie, Minecraft, Server, spreadsheets, The Lands Between, version 1.12

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes new mobs, weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though)!

If you’re looking for a server where you can plan out your character’s build down to the last detail, look no further! Our character planners are so advanced, they can predict your next move before you even make it.

And don’t even get us started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft. You’ll never get lost in the Lands Between again!

Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? Yeah, we like to keep things simple around here.

Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

BlockyParentCare Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, BlockyParentCare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disappointment, family, favoritism, financial struggle, Health Insurance, hurt feelings, irrational, Minecraft, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Siblings, Support, vindictive

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you feel like all your hard work goes unnoticed while your sibling gets all the praise? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can cancel your parents’ health insurance with the click of a button. Take revenge on your successful sibling by building a giant monument in their honor, only to blow it up in spectacular fashion.

Vent your anger in our chat rooms, where you can rant about your family drama and receive virtual hugs from fellow players who understand your pain. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who appreciates you for the awesome Minecraft builder that you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the virtual therapy begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft?

GFsSonNameChangeLOL

Agreement, Apology, Arthurian legends, baby names, changing mind, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, FANTASY, Gender Reveal, GFsSonNameChangeLOL, Girlfriend, Mythology, normal names, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, son’s name, unique names

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Farms Harvested:	601	Emeralds Found:	7584
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1827

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic saga of a guy who hates the name his girlfriend picked for their baby boy. Will they ever come to an agreement? Will the baby be named after a knight of the round table or a normal name like Leon? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends! Plus, we have dragons and unicorns and all that cool fantasy stuff because why not? Join now and be a part of the wildest baby name debate in Minecraft history!

PandemicPocalypse Minecraft Server

2020 pandemic, Minecraft, PandemicPocalypse, ruined birthdays, ruined businesses, ruined celebrations, ruined concerts, ruined economy, ruined education, ruined events, ruined festivals, ruined holidays, ruined jobs, ruined mental health, ruined plans, ruined relationships, ruined restaurants, ruined routines, ruined social gatherings, ruined sports, ruined travel, ruined weddings, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	9039	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1149

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining all your plans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where pandemics don’t exist and the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to flex on the other players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (because who needs real food when you have virtual cookies, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magic Items Found:	3025
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is home to a community of players who are not afraid to admit their weirdest quirks and habits. From building giant statues of their favorite snacks to creating elaborate underground lairs for their pet chickens, our players are always up to something wacky and wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might just discover that everyone’s guilty pleasure is secretly building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face!

TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server

Airborne Contamination, Balloon Delivery, contamination, Disease, environmental health, health, health risks, infection, international relations, Korea, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean Defectors, PARASITES, Parasitic Infections, Pollution, public health, sanitation, seoul, Server, trash balloons, TrashBalloonCraft, waste management

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Emeralds Found:	2321	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness

CraftyKremlinConsequences

Conflict Resolution, consequences, CraftyKremlinConsequences, Crimea, Crimea annexation, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Military Action, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike

CraftyPhysicsFunCraft

applied physics, budget restrictions, constraints, CraftyPhysicsFunCraft, Engineering, engineering challenges, financial constraints, Math, mathematical principles, Mathematics, MONEY, physical limitations, physics engineering, PHYSICS., real-world applications, Reality, Science, scientific boundaries, Technology, theoretical physics

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where physics don’t exist and engineering is just a free-for-all of craziness! You can build a house out of floating blocks or create a roller coaster that defies gravity! Who needs math when you have unlimited creativity and no pesky limits of reality holding you back? Join now and let your wildest engineering dreams run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you diamonds for bacon. It’s a win-win situation, dude. So come on, join the madness and let’s break all the rules together!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion ban, BabyBoomCraft, controversial, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, infant deaths, JAMA Pediatrics, legislation, maternal health, newborn deaths, public health, reproductive rights, research, Social Issues, statistics, study, texas, unexpected increase, united states, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5608
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Potions Brewed:	36	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!