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Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Farms Harvested:	102
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
New Chunks Explored:	277570	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
New Chunks Explored:	451264	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crops Grown:	2662	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

Car to Walk Cycle Bus

bus, CAR, Cycle, walk

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.

join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗

What is the IP for 3C Films Minecraft Server?

3c films, 3cfilms, films, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft live action, minecraft movie, minecraft movie trailer, minecraft trailer, minecraft trailer breakdown, Server, steve, Trailer, trailer breakdown, trailer reaction

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

3C Films is a YouTube channel created by Chris Van Vliet that focuses on movie reviews, celebrity interviews, and all things related to the world of cinema. With a passion for film and a charismatic on-screen presence, Chris has amassed a dedicated following of movie lovers who turn to 3C Films for honest opinions and entertaining content. Whether discussing the latest blockbuster or chatting with Hollywood’s biggest stars, 3C Films is a go-to destination for all things movie-related.

Penniscall Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Penniscall server, is a custom OP survival with custom items and armor, such as: Dragon Armor, Knight Armor, Samurai Armor, Katanas, Etc. You can enjoy a beautiful community if you join it. We are waiting for you!

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