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Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

Crime Prevention, criminal, criminal behavior, criminal deportation, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, criminal relocation, Criminals., deport, deportation, ISOLATION, justice system, law and order, law enforcement, Minecraft, new zealand, penal system, punishment, remote islands, Remote Locations, Server, Subantarctic, subantarctic islands

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3444	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Towns Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	184	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

StoryMine Top survival server Minecraft

Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, Open stores, Pleasant survival, private blocks, Russian translation, Server, Shop, simulation range, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Top survival, Web map

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

game.storymine.ru

CraftyCraze – Modern Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, CraftyCraze, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lurking edition, Minecraft, MODERN, non-English, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join, you ask? Well, because we cater to the elite VIPs of the vtuber world. We’re like the secret club that only the coolest kids get into.

Want to shill your 499 view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. We’ve got a whole list of top indie vtubers with the most followers, and we even have a birthday calendar because we’re just that organized.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Nah, we’re all about the independent talents who don’t let big corporations hold them back. Plus, we have ducks. Yes, you read that right. Ducks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards for some spicy fun, a Wheel of Names for when you can’t decide what to do next, and a Tiermaker because why not? And don’t forget about our OC material for the OP – it’s top-notch stuff.

So come on, join the craziest Minecraft server for indie vtubers out there. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite streamer among the chaos.

Satanias Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, Demon, desire, devilish, Dominant, Erotic, FANTASY, Forbidden, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Roleplay, satania, Satanias, seductive, sex, Sinful, smp, submissive, Supernatural, temptation

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really pays attention to those anyway?).

Join us for a chance to experience the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to riding pigs off of cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Well, let’s just say that legend has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the secret to what sex with Satania would be like. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So come on and join us for a ride that’s sure to be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Chick Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Animals Bred:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – HOT CHICK HEAVEN! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is filled with hot chicks who will be building and battling right alongside you. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, here you’ll be teaming up with the likes of Chickzilla and Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted egg that grants you three wishes. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a chicken army to do your bidding? Consider it done.

And if you’re feeling peckish, head on over to our Chicken Cafe where you can feast on all things poultry – from chicken nuggets to chicken parmigiana. Just be careful not to anger the Chick-Fil-Army, a group of militant chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their delicious brethren.

So what are you waiting for? Join HOT CHICK HEAVEN today and prepare for a clucking good time!

Babe Wake Up! New Soyjack Just Dropped Minecraft SMP

babe, DROPPED, funny, funny meme, humor, humor meme, internet culture, Internet meme, meme, Minecraft, new, new meme, smp, social media, soyjack, soyjack meme, trending, viral, wake, Wake Up, wake up babe, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Potions Brewed:	197

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and soyjacks dropping left and right!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a soyjack, towering over the spawn point. Legend has it that if you can climb to the top of the statue and do a backflip, you’ll be granted three wishes by the soyjack gods. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just the beginning.

Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off in a heated duel, when suddenly a wild herd of llamas comes charging in, spitting at everyone in sight. Chaos ensues as players try to fend off the llamas while still trying to take down their opponent. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the disco chicken. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a disco chicken, it will lead you to a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, the disco chicken is a fickle creature and will only reveal its secrets to those who can dance the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild, wacky, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just dance the Macarena.

What is the IP for SmallishBeans Minecraft Server?

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ores Mined:	9372
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	14

SmallishBeans, also known as Joel, is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, vlogs, and challenges. With over 2 million subscribers, he has gained a large following for his fun and engaging videos. SmallishBeans is known for his humor and energetic personality, making him a beloved figure in the online community.

Secede Texas Minecraft Server

American politics, current events, Democracy, election, Future, Government, kamala harris, Kamala wins, Minecraft, political division, Politics, potential outcomes, Presidential election, secede, secession, Server, speculation, texas, Texas politics, Texas secession, united states, Voting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Love Letters Sent:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where Kamala “wins” and Texas decides to secede…but not in the way you think! Watch as giant blocks of queso start popping up everywhere, and players have to navigate through a maze of cowboy hats to find the treasure at the end. Don’t miss out on the wild ride of a lifetime – join our server now and see what crazy adventures await you!

Koreans are the Buryats of Canada Minecraft SMP

assimilation, Buryats, Canada, Canadian society, cross-cultural connections, cultural exchange, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, Diversity, East Asian diaspora, Ethnic groups, ethnic heritage, Ethnic Minorities, Identity, immigration, indigenous peoples, integration, Korean Canadians, koreans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2688
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through the wackiest corners of Minecraft!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling Korean players who are actually secret agents from Canada! That’s right, these Koreans are the buryats of Canada, and they are here to take over the server with their epic building skills and top-notch PvP tactics.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained as you navigate through our server. From uncovering hidden treasure chests filled with diamond blocks to riding on the backs of flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment in our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Korean buryat agent along the way!