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GrillCraft: Where you can stop neeting and start mining (and maybe even find a grill)

ass, desire, FADES, FANTASY, Find, fuck, grill, GrillCraft, indulgence, jerk off, Kinky, Lust, Mining, Naughty, neeting, Pleasure, satisfaction, sexual desire, Start, STOP, taboo, temptation, wish, zdrada

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll be mining for… wait for it… unicorn poop! That’s right, our magical world is filled with rainbow-colored unicorns who leave behind glittery poop that you can use to craft the most fabulous armor and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors as you battle against evil zombie villagers who are hellbent on turning the entire world into a giant pumpkin patch.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is determined to seek revenge on all players who dare to enter its territory. But don’t worry, if you can defeat the ghost sheep in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you unlimited dance moves for the rest of eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for that ghost sheep… it’s got some killer dance moves.

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

5/10, 9/10 girls, achievement, comparison, Daily, discipline, Effort, goals, Improvement, jerk off, LazyPandaCraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, satisfaction, self improvement, self worth, self-control, self-discipline, success, work hard

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the blocks have curves

addiction, blocks, body image, ChunkyCraft, curves, emotional struggle, FANTASY, fat fetish, Guilt, indulgence, internal conflict, jerk off, regret, relapse, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, sexual desire, sexual preference, shame, taboo, temptation

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing fatter than our pigs is your chances of having a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few fat women (in 2D, of course).

Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8149
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5976	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Buildings Constructed:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4729	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Votes:	2000	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Animals Bred:	128
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Animals Bred:	99

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2905
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8175

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1918	Towns Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.