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ppl2lazy2walk100ft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Emeralds Found:	9867	Magical Moments Shared:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crops Grown:	5255
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Towns Built:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2994	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	626	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	177

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Towns Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	6770
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	506	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!

hapyp decizions n stuff

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	1008
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.