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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5386 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 5140 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Are you ready to enter a world where the Wheel has turned once again? Join our Minecraft server for the Blitzmin start the fucking blitz edition! This server is like a fantasy turn-based war game on steroids, created by two dudes – one of them is even a teacher, so you know it’s legit. With over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items, this server is an autist’s wet dream of a war game.
But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is extremely outdated, our Steam group is filled with the weirdest memes you’ll ever see, and our multiplayer guide is probably written in hieroglyphics. Join our server and experience battles that will make your head spin faster than the Wheel itself.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our fan art gallery is filled with masterpieces that will make you question reality. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic community you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun on our server.
