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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1496 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 93 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!
we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!
so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?