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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7852 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4104 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!