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AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

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come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	190	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
New Chunks Explored:	878021	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

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AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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ProfeshNoobsCraft

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OlympicTrainWrecks

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CraftyCutsMC

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EU Love Boosts Skills!

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ComfortMC

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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

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Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2028	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchantments Applied:	254
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Dragons Tamed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Buildings Constructed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Zombie Dances:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	3410