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HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
New Chunks Explored:	602694	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5081	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

Adults, allergic, anaphylaxis, Anarchy, anxiety, Awareness, Caregivers, child, danger, Distress, food allergy, Healthcare, mental health, psychological distress, research, severe reaction, small amounts, stress, Unrecognized, widespread, worry, Zone

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	180
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	951

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!