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Mom’s Cooking Sucks Minecraft Server

Communication, Cooking, depression, DoorDash, Emotional support, family, financial support, gluten free, job loss, Meals, medical issues, Minecraft, mom, moms, moving out, relationships, Seasoning, self worth, sensitivity, Server, SUCKS, Support, tiktok, Trauma

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Animals Bred:	189	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of unseasoned chicken dishes and dreadful TikTok recipes! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where the only seasoning allowed is pure chaos and fun.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have endured the trauma of bland meals and desperate attempts at cooking. We offer a safe haven for those who have been berated for ordering DoorDash or daring to insult their mother’s cooking.

Embark on a quest to find the legendary Seasoning Stone, rumored to bring flavor and joy back to even the most depressing meals. Battle against hordes of unseasoned mobs and gather ingredients to create the most epic dishes Minecraft has ever seen.

Join us now and show your mom that you don’t need her dreadful cooking anymore – unless she wants to join in on the fun and learn how to spice things up! Remember, on our server, the only thing bland is the terrain – everything else is seasoned to perfection.

MissYouNotTaken

advances, AITAH, Boss, Chat, coworker, Devoted, engaged, Facebook friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, male dominated industry, MARRIED, Message, MissYouNotTaken, relationship, Romantic, social media, Straight.., tire shop, unfriended

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	202
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on quests to find the rarest diamonds, battle dragons in the Nether, and build the most epic castles you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground tire shop run by a mysterious boss who may or may not have unfriended you on Facebook. Will you uncover the truth behind this tire shop scandal? Only time will tell.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy journey filled with friendship, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of inappropriate advances (just kidding, we’re all happily married here). See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

CraftyRedditors – House, Wife, Car!

achievement, Beautiful house, beautiful wife, CAR, career, CraftyRedditors, determination, dreams, goals, Happiness, hard work, House, inspiration, Journey, large automobile, Lifestyle, luxury, Marriage, motivation, redditors, relationships, success, wealth, Wife

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	2836
Star Shards Collected:	261	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1855	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Buildings Constructed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of living a boring life in Minecraft? Do you want to upgrade from your tiny dirt hut to a luxurious mansion with a hot tub and diamond-encrusted walls? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft baller!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our community is filled with players who have reached the pinnacle of success in the game, with houses so grand that even Notch himself would be jealous.

But how did they get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that those who join our server are blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. They receive unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a personal army of loyal wolves to protect them at all times.

So if you want to live the high life in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself behind the wheel of a virtual Lamborghini, with a beautiful Minecraft wife by your side. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and become a true legend in the world of blocks and pixels!

BrexitSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, BETRAYAL, Brexit negotiations, Brexit saga, BrexitSpyCraft, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, european union, foreign influence, government corruption, Honeytrapped, international relations, Irish politician, political manipulation, political scandal, russia, scandalous affair, secret mission, spied, undercover operation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	160	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchantments Applied:	166

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.