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MH17Memorial Minecraft Server

air disaster, anniversary, Conflict, families, flight MH17, Grief, International, investigation, Justice, Loss, Malaysia Airlines, memorial, memorial service, MH17, MH17Memorial, Minecraft, plane crash, Remembrance, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes and reenact the tragedy of MH17 but with a twist! instead of crashing, the planes turn into magical unicorns and fly off into the sunset. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughter. plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure you won’t forget!

SeineSwimShow2024

#sustainability, 2024 olympics, city, clean water, cleanliness, demonstration, Environmental awareness, Event, France, Mayor, Paris, public health, river, seine, SeineSwimShow2024, Showcase, showcase event, sports, swimming, urban development, water quality

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3807	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server!

NukeShelterInsurance

catastrophic events, disaster preparedness, emergency provisions, fallout shelters, insurance claims, insurance coverage, insurance policies, insurance protection, nuclear apocalypse, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear fallout, nuclear fallout shelters, nuclear hazard coverage, nuclear hazards, nuclear war, NukeShelterInsurance, risk management, survival planning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietCraze

aging, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive preservation, dietary habits, elderly individuals, elderly women, Healthy Eating, long-term study, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, MinecraftMedDietCraze, nutrition, preventative measures, research study, risk reduction, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like eatin’ a Mediterranean diet for ur brain, ya feel me? Like, if u wanna reduce ur risk of bein’ a total noob and forgettin’ where u put ur diamonds, dis server is da place to be!

We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!

Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!

Minty Clique Minecraft Server

belonging, Clique, Drama, exclusion, fitting in, Friends, friendship, gossip, group, high school, Insecurity, Minecraft, Mint, Minty, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, peer influence, peer pressure, Popularity, relationships, Rumors, Server, social circle

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ group on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Mint is not just a part of the clique, he IS the clique! Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and exclusive access to Mint’s secret stash of enchanted diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be besties with Mint and rule the Minecraft world together!

Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

BIBLE, blocky, Closeted, CONSERVATIVE, discrimination, equality, executive, Faggots, gay dating app, GRINDR, Hypocrisy, Jesus, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, prejudice, Republican National Convention, republicans, Server, Sin, super bowl

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	7542	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

SisterMILBlocker Minecraft Server

children’s online safety, Communication Issues, confronting family members, digital boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, inappropriate content, MIL drama, Minecraft, monitoring children’s online activity, online etiquette, parenting, privacy concerns, protecting personal space, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, SisterMILBlocker, social media boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	852
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, Facebook fiascos, and MIL madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister’s MIL’s nieces start scrolling through your Facebook feed. That’s right, they’re lurking on your page, reading all your posts about the former president getting shot at. Talk about inappropriate! But fear not, because on our server, you can block them faster than you can say “block button”.

Join us for a server where the drama never stops, the family dynamics are more twisted than a vine in a jungle biome, and the MILs are more toxic than a potion of poison. Will your sister blame you for blocking her MIL? Will the nieces ever learn to stay off social media? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions – because on this server, anything can happen!

NoCarNoCash16

16th birthday, Allowance, Cadillac Escalade, CAR, child support, custody, cutting off financially, DAUGHTER, disabled, entitled, family, hurtful, lawsuit, Lawyer, mobility issues, no contact, NoCarNoCash16, relationship, Resentment, Rude, Wedding

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the pillagers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No one will be calling you up to yell at you for giving away a car!

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind!

TwatCraft Minecraft Server

annoying drivers, automotive community, automotive culture, car enthusiasts, car exhausts, car modifications, car noise pollution, disrespectful drivers, inconsiderate behavior, loud cars, loud exhausts, Minecraft, noisy cars, obnoxious vehicles, road noise, Server, TWAT, TwatCraft, vehicle customization, vehicle etiquette, vehicle mufflers, vehicle noise, vehicle sound levels

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	8343	Love Letters Sent:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of noisy cars ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-noise policy for vehicles! That’s right, no revving engines or honking horns allowed. Join us and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you mine, build, and explore without any twats ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any noisy car offenders trying to crash the party. So come on over and experience a noise-free paradise like no other!

CraftyCommentCrafts

Comments.., Communication, CraftyCommentCrafts, digital communication, digital platform, facebook, internet, Online Community, online presence, photos, Posts, Social Interaction, social media, social media engagement, social media platforms, social media trends., social media usage, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6039	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Facebook drama? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is the new social media hotspot where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in a virtual world that’s way more exciting than your aunt’s cat memes. Say goodbye to endless scrolling and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Join now and become the ultimate social media influencer in the world of blocks and creepers!