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YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

American architecture, American art, American celebrities, American cuisine, american culture, American entertainment, american fashion, american history, American holidays, American inventions, American landmarks, American landscapes, american literature, American music, American slang, American sports, American technology, American traditions, American wildlife, Minecraft, Server, unique American foods, YankeeCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

What is something that you can only find on our Minecraft server? Well, how about a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted bacon and a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt? Yep, that’s right, only on our server can you experience such epicness! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a squad of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way? So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PrettyCraftLand

baby names, beautiful names, celebrity names, charming names, classic names, elegant names, exotic names, favorite names, feminine names, lovely names, masculine names, modern names, name inspiration, popular names, prettiest name, PrettyCraftLand, traditional names, unique names, unusual names, vintage names, whimsical names

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your crops grow faster and your diamonds shine brighter? Well, you’re in luck because this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us on this magical journey where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a talking llama who gives out free hugs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will have unlimited bacon for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SpyCraftNorway

arrested, China, citizen, diplomatic incident, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage allegations, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage conspiracy, espionage suspect, foreign relations, intelligence, international relations, investigation, national security, norwegian, SECURITY, Spy, SpyCraftNorway, suspicion

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	8518	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this crazy story about a norwegian dude who got caught tryna spy for china. like, what even?! if you wanna be part of the madness, come join us on this epic minecraft server. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos. join now before the norwegian spies come for you too!

NarwhalCraft: The Ocean’s Unicorns

Arctic animals, horned whales, majestic beings, marine life, marine unicorns, mystical beings, mythical creatures, narwhal behavior, narwhal conservation, narwhal facts, narwhal sightings, narwhal symbolism, NarwhalCraft, Narwhals, ocean creatures, ocean unicorns, oceans, sea animals, sea unicorns, tusked whales, underwater wonders, unicorns

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where narwhals are the unicorns of the ocean. u can ride them into battle against evil mermaids and krakens. we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with the fish people for rare items like enchanted seashells and sea cucumbers. our server is protected by a giant jellyfish that zaps griefers with its electric tentacles. join us and be part of the most bizarre and fantastical minecraft adventure ever!

CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, Bible verses, Christian, CONVINCING, cute, DATING, DepressedCraft, depression, Eventually, feeling, female version, humor, instagram, Life, Liking, Minecraft, Music, Personality, Resources, same, Server, Silently, Slowly

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

baby daddy, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotions, ex boyfriend, family, Fatherhood, involvement, long distance, love, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultrasound

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6181

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, China, Chinacraft, Chinese, Commerce, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export, global market, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, policy, regulations, Server, Tariffs, Taxation, Trade

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	82	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!

join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?

plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!

so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

British politics, Campaign, conservative party, constituency, Defeat, election, Former Tory, general election, Government, labour, liz truss, LizLostToLabour, loses, Member of Parliament, opposition, Politics, prime minister, Seat, TrussCraft, uk, Voting

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1739	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

PhaseCraft: Parents’ Nightmare

acceptance, ARTISTRY, career, Commitment, culture, death metal, Dedication, family, genre, heavy metal, Music, Musicians, Nightmare, parents, Passion, Perception, phase, PhaseCraft, Rebellion, stereotype, Support, Wonder

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5435
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

LOL u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. like, u know how parents of death metal musicians be like “it’s just a phase”? well, on this server, we embrace the metal vibes 24/7. we got creepers headbanging to blast beats, skeletons shredding on guitars, and zombies growling like lead singers. it’s a total headbang fest, dude.

but that’s not all, fam. we also got flying pigs that drop bacon bombs, talking cows that tell dad jokes, and dancing llamas that break it down like it’s nobody’s business. it’s a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground rave cave where all the mobs go to let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow? yeah, it’s lit, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have a good time and rock out like there’s no tomorrow. see you on the flip side, my dude.