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SwedishPosterCraft

Aesthetic, art, brighten, Colorful, Creative, Day, decor, decoration, design, home, inspiration, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, POSTERS, Print, Scandinavian, Style, Swedish, SwedishPosterCraft, vintage

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old posters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Swedish posters come to life and brighten up your day! Our posters are so lively, they’ll make you forget all about those boring ones. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where posters talk and dance! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see those Swedish posters in action!

ToothCraft: Where Creepers get fillings and Endermen get braces! #Dentistry

braces, CREEPERS, dental care, dental costs, dental coverage, dental crown cost, dental expenses, dental fees, dental filling cost, dental health, dental industry, dental insurance, dental procedures, dental procedures cost, dental services, dental treatment, dental work difficulty, Dentistry, endermen, expensive dental care, fillings, high cost of dental work, oral health, root canal cost, ToothCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Farms Harvested:	629
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	5537
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of dentists being such money-hungry kikes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where dental work is free and painless! That’s right, no more expensive fillings or root canals that cost an arm and a leg. Our virtual dentists will take care of all your dental needs for no charge at all. Plus, our insurance policy covers everything from creeper explosions to falling off a cliff. So come join us and say goodbye to expensive dental bills forever!

Surviving Vanilla – Where chaos and peace collide, crystal-free for your PvP pleasure!

Axes, bedrock, Bows, Chaos, collide, Community, creativity, CrystalFree, Destruction, Geyser, hacked clients, ignore, java, Monuments, Peace, Pleasure, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Survival multiplayer, Surviving, Swords, Teleport, tnt machines, Trading, tradition, tree farms, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server: sVanilla Survival
IP: corn.gg
Region: USA East

Overview:

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PVP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of traditional combat.
Quality of Life: Some modifications enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
Bartering Economy: Server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a modest world border for free exploration.
Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for convenient construction.

FAQ:

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?

A: The server economy is based on trading with other players, no economy plugins are used.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP is disabled. Melee combat with swords, axes, and bows is encouraged.

Q: Is there a world border on the map?

A: Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for exploration.

Q: Can I teleport, set home, or ignore players on the server?

A: Yes, teleport, sethome, and ignore commands are provided for player convenience.

Snowgasm: Snowball Shenanigans

1. Snowbreak, Abyssal Light, Android, Apprentice Maid, asmr, Banners, bilibili, cherno, Containment Zone, eccentric joker, egs, Endless Battle., Enigma, Enya, Events, Exuvia, Friends Form, Fruitful Illusion, general, Gleam of Renewal, Glow of Mystique, Gradient of Souls, Happi edition, Ios, Kiss Be the Remedy, Limited Weapon Tickets, Login Event, Merry-in-Exile, New Outfits, News, Nocturne Fissure, Overview, Paradox Lab, PC, Platforms, Resource Pastebin, Shenanigans, Snowball, Snowgasm, specular matrix, Standalone launcher, Steam, Sweet Fairytales, Tender Cure, tess, The magician, Trailer, uninvited adieu

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” update, where you can experience ASMR while playing. Yes, you heard that right, ASMR in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Take part in our crazy events like the “Endless” Battle where you have to protect the Escort Target. And don’t forget about our limited-time banners featuring weapons like the 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Trust us, you won’t find these weapons on any other server!

And let’s not forget about the new outfits available, like the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia outfit. Who wouldn’t want to dress up their character in such fabulous attire?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure at our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ASMR paradise while protecting an Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle!

FrozenFails: Iceberg Edition #238

1.7, Android, asmr, Banners, Containment Zone, Edition, Events, Friends Form, FrozenFails, general, Gradient of Souls, iceberg, Ios, News, outfits, Overview, PC, Resource Pastebin, Snowbreak, Trailer

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	7153
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous events and banners that will make you question reality. Join us for the “Endless” Battle event where you have to protect the Escort Target from who knows what! And don’t miss out on our current banner featuring a 5* SMG called Uninvited Adieu – because who wouldn’t want a gun with a fancy name like that?

But wait, there’s more! We have new outfits available that will make your character stand out in the crowd, like the “Apprentice Maid” outfit for Cherno – because even in Minecraft, fashion is important. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our ASMR video for version 1.7, it will soothe your soul while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious entity called the Gradient of Souls…or maybe it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

MineVillage | A Minecraft Server That’s Actually Good

Adventure, Community, Custom, customized, earth smp, Fun, Gamemodes, guis, Minecraft, MineVillage, multiplayer, Network, Oneblock RPG, Plugins, RPG, Server, smp, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

We are a fully custom network with custom GUIs, plugins, and gamemodes. We currently have a oneblock RPG gamemode and an earth SMP. Soon we’ll be releasing additional gamemodes that you can’t find anywhere else.

play.minevillage.net

Welcome to SpudCraft, where potatoes rule and our server resets more often than your sleep schedule!

application, apply, collaboration, Community, data packs, Diamond Economy, Discord, Enjoy, Events, hermitcraft, Introduce Yourself, Maturity, Play, Potatoes, Resets, rule, Safe, Schedule, Server, server reset, Sleep, smp, SpudCraft, Trust, Trusting, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

SpudCraft Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	An easy way to get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Just like HermitCraft
Purely vanilla	With essential datapacks
Age requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Interactive community	Kind and mature players

SpudCraft plans to reset once Minecraft 1.21 comes out. Join now to get whitelisted and be part of the community!

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community dedicated to Minecraft, aiming to create a safe and trusting environment for players to connect and enjoy the game together.

What does SpudCraft offer?

Trust-based diamond economy system
/spawn command for easy navigation
Voice chat mod for communication
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity
Interactive and collaborative community

When does SpudCraft plan to reset?

SpudCraft plans to reset once Minecraft 1.21 is released, allowing players to start fresh on the server. Make sure to join and get whitelisted early!

NoTrollNoPornJustMinecraft

4chan, ANONYMOUS, b.., Community, CONTENT, culture, discussion, forum, imageboard, internet, Media, memes, NoTrollNoPornJustMinecraft, original, porn, r9k, rules, Social, Technology, Threads, troll

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like /b/ but without all the NSFW stuff? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, chaos, and maybe even a few rare pepes. Our community is full of unique characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So come join us and see if you can spot him lurking in the shadows!

Crafty Creepers: The Mystery of the Missing Blocks

#revelation, BETRAYAL, blocks, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Deception, discovery, doubt, friendship, hidden agenda., investigation, loyalty, missing, motives, Mystery, Questioning, Secrets, suspicion, Trust, truth revealed, uncertainty, why did they do it bros

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and limitations? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, these guys are out of control!”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon!

So why did they do it, bros? Because this Minecraft server is where the fun never stops and the possibilities are endless. Join us now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life!

PARADISE – live on the sky islands Minecraft server Minecraft server

Angels, Biomes, celestial world, Dungeons, ender skeletons, epic biomes, Ghosts, Gods, Herobrines, ISLAND, Minecraft, mortal world, Server, sky islands, Survival, Unique Mobs

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gods Slained:	1

??Y – an endless celestial world consisting of islands floating in the clouds!

Are you worthy to live among Angels and Gods? In an endless sky world with different biomes. Survive, create your own island from any biome. To get to the mortal world, you just need to jump off the island. The server has its own unique mobs: ghosts, herobrines, ender skeletons, etc. There are new epic biomes and dungeons in the mortal world!

nebo.servop.ru