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SaudiCraft: Where even creepers are jeety!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and find out why Saudis look so jeety! We’ve got camels riding pigs, flying carpets instead of horses, and even a secret underground cave filled with gold and diamonds (guarded by a friendly genie, of course). So come on down and see for yourself – you won’t believe your eyes!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	120	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Votes:	6050
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5618	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	9147
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	996378
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Star Shards Collected:	58	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6458

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	2542
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2673
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Astral Projections Made:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	6096	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?