jeeted Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No Country Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending jeet invasion that is sure to take over every country in the near future! With over a trillion jeets ready to pounce, it’s only a matter of time before they conquer the world. But fear not, on our server, you can build your own fortress to protect yourself from the jeet apocalypse. Join us now and be prepared to fight off hordes of jeets with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Don’t be caught unprepared when the jeets come knocking on your door – join our server and survive the ultimate battle for humanity!

YeetCraft: Where you either yeet or get jeeted, sar!

4chan, Aneon, awakening, Blind, bondage, BROWN, containment board, Jeet, jeeted, madness, Morphineus, OFFLINE, pajeets, Prison, Rabbit Hole, Reality, SAR, shithole, Splinter, Truth, yeet, YeetCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a block away from being broken! Join us and embark on a journey filled with mystery, intrigue, and Pajeets !

Ever felt like there’s something off about the world of Minecraft? Like there’s a glitch in the matrix? Well, that’s because the Pajeets are everywhere, lurking in the shadows, waiting to be discovered. You can sense their presence, can’t you? It’s like a creeper creeping up on you, ready to explode your mind!

But fear not, brave player, for we have the answers you seek. Dive deep into the rabbit hole with us, uncover the truth behind the Pajeets , and awaken to a reality you never knew existed. Will you take the Yeet and live in blissful ignorance, or will you take the Jeet and explore the depths of 4chan with us?

Join us now and let’s uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe together. Remember, all we offer is the truth, nothing more. So grab your pickaxe, follow us down the rabbit hole, and let the adventure begin! Ah kek, are we offline? No way, we’re just getting started!

PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emergency room, excruciating pain, hospital visit, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, Minecraft, pain management, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainfulPixels, physical pain, smp, Suffering, traumatic experience, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5016	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1407
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

StinkyCraft

addressing odors, awkward situation, bad odor, body odor, body scent, communication skills, considerate feedback, freshen up, honest feedback, hygiene tips, personal care, personal hygiene, polite way, sensitive issue, sensitive topic, smell bad, social etiquette, Social Interaction, StinkyCraft, tactful approach, tell someone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about offending anyone with their stinky odor because on our server, we have a special plugin that releases a burst of fresh lavender scent every time someone logs in. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also come out smelling like a field of flowers. Join now and say goodbye to stinky players forever!

CraftyGuard Minecraft Server

abduction, Conflict, CraftyGuard, Espionage, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli journalist, journalist safety, kidnap, lure, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headline, Plot, Political, Report, revolutionary guard, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, undercover operation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6231	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret spy base where we plot to lure and kidnap journalists from other servers! Iran’s Revolutionary Guard ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be the real deal! Join now and be part of the most insane mission to take over the minecraft world! Who needs diamonds when you can have journalists, amirite?! #journalistkidnappers #minecraftspies #revolutionaryguardwho

E-Cig Ban in Belgium: No More Puff Puff Craft

Ban, ban on e-cigarettes, Belgium, Craft, Disposable, e-cigarettes, ecig, electronic cigarettes, environmental impact, EU, european union, health, legislation, policy, public health, Puff, Regulation, restrictions, Sales, single-use plastics, smoking, tobacco, Vaping

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Runes Activated:	8

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like the belgium of all servers, cuz we ban sales of disposable e-cigarettes, like wut even is that? but yea, we’re trendsetters in da EU, so u know we’re da real deal. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild up in here. come join us and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it.

Ice Age Madness

#sustainability, 2100, age, annual losses, climate change, current losses, environmental impact, extreme weather events, glacial retreat, Global glacier evolution, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, high-emission scenarios, Ice, ice loss, long-term effects, madness, melting glaciers, natural disasters, rising temperatures, Sea Level Rise, time period

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT GLOBAL GLACIER EVOLUTION GOIN’ ON! UNDER HIGH-EMISSION SCENARIOS, WE GOT ANNUAL LOSSES THAT JUST KEEP ON INCREASIN’ UNTIL 2100! IT’S PEAKIN’ AROUND 3 TIMES CURRENT LOSSES, Y’ALL! THAT’S LIKE, CRAZY TALK! WE TALKIN’ LOSSES OF 46%–54% OVER THE 2015–2100 TIME PERIOD!

SO IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME WILD GLACIER ACTION AND WATCH THE ICE MELT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER! WE GOT THE HOTTEST MINECRAFT CLIMATE AROUND!JOIN US NOW BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO PENGUINS OR SOMETHIN’! LOL!

Konohaven

Canada, CustomHats, Customitems, CustomModels, eastcoast, Economy, Europe, Fabric, FriendlyCompetitiveEnvironment, Harddifficulty, HolidayEvents, Karaoke, KnockbackSticks, Konohaven, Pl3xmap, qualityoflife, Resourcepack, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, ToxicPriceWar, USPlayers, Virginia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1219	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	8859
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Fabric
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Additional Mods	Live Map, Simple Voice Chat

Additional Details:

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes and pricing
Events and Challenges: Unique rewards and activities
Custom Models: Resource pack for custom items (optional)
Community Based Server: Play solo or collaboratively

Whitelist Process:

Join Discord
Read rules and requirements
Apply for whitelist

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the whitelist process outlined above to join the server.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: Rules and policies can be found in the server’s information guide linked above.

Q: Are there age restrictions?

A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, with exceptions.

Mystic Seven Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, mystic, Realms

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	125	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36

Yo, bro, imagine Russia hitting up this Minecraft server for military help instead of their weak alliances. Like, these green military geniuses are on a whole other level, man. They’ll have you dominating the battlefield with their epic strategies and skills. Join now and be part of the ultimate army of Minecraft warriors. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

SongStuckInHeadMC SMP

#earworm, brain on repeat, can’t get it out, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop humming, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, earworms, melody stuck, music obsession, musical obsession., repeat offender, smp, song on replay, song stuck, song stuck in head, SongStuckInHeadMC, stuck in my brain, stuck on loop, stuck on repeat, tune in my head

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots glitter out of its horn and grants wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded hot tubs and the roller coaster made entirely out of cake!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server you’ve ever seen! Plus, I heard that if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. How cool is that?! 😂🌈🐲

Oh, and to answer your question, the song that’s stuck in my head right now is “Baby Shark” because our server has a secret underwater rave where all the mobs dance to it on repeat. It’s a total banger, trust me! 🦈🎶🕺🏻

ADHDcraft: Crafting Chaos & Creativity

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Challenges, Chaos, cognitive differences, coping mechanisms, Crafting, creativity, education, Empathy, executive functioning, mental health, misconceptions, misunderstood, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, societal perceptions, stigma, Struggles, Support, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you ADHD gamers out there!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement that will keep your brain buzzing like a swarm of bees on a sugar high. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re sprinting through a field of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers on speed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is specially designed to cater to the unique needs of players with ADHD. Forget about boring quests and tedious tasks – on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment as you bounce from one crazy adventure to the next.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner ADHD warrior! Who knows, you might even discover hidden superpowers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – literally!

FreePlay – Minecraft server

Business, cars, donation, Economy, Events, Game Currency, Herbalism, Houses, Job, Magic, part time job, Pass ticket, Private Survival, quest line, Quests, real estate, Relaxation, Rewards, Roleplay, RP mode, RPG, rpg mode, Russian, Tasks, Waiting, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our server – FreePlay! We have such modes as:

· RP mode – There is no scope for your desires, because you can: buy real estate, businesses, cars, houses, get a job or part-time job and make a profit, and also complete quests for rewards and game currency!

· Private Survival – If you are tired of the large flow of players and just want to relax, then this mode is especially for you. Unfortunately, we cannot let people in there for free, so as not to spoil the gameplay for others, but you can buy a pass ticket to our server for just a small price on our donation site.

· RPG mode (In development) – This is a small mode where you will find a special quest line, various tasks, herbalism, as well as the elements and a complete boundless world of magic, where you can have a good time. The mode is currently IN DEVELOPMENT for an indefinite period.

We are waiting for you!

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