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StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8635	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Farms Harvested:	646	Villages Defended:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Items Found:	8622
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension Hops:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

carpet care, carpet cleaning tips, carpet damage, carpet maintenance, carpet restoration, carpet stain, carpet upkeep, cleaning carpet, cleaning solutions, deep cleaning, Home cleaning, Household cleaning, permanent stain, puke stain, PukeCraft, removing stains, Server, stain, stain prevention, stain removal, stomach acid stain, test, tough stains, vomit stains

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!