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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 498 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1277 |
Magic Items Found: | 8227 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Picture this: instead of building boring old houses, you can construct giant monuments dedicated to Funny Valentine himself. Want to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are equipped with laser beams and can fly through the sky like majestic unicorns.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Biden Creeper. This explosive creature has the power to turn anything it touches into a cornfield. Don’t worry, though, because our fearless leader Funny Valentine is always there to save the day with his stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Biden Creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!