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CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	790	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Animals Bred:	137

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9761

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!